interesting the people who walk into our lives. People who we never thought would be giving us support and becoming our friends. You never know where thekind words and support are going to come from. People we kind of knew in the past, that walk back in to our lives. Its a good thing. Thank you guys for being who you are and being there for me. It means so much to me.
I am having a hard time with my first born leaving the nest. He joined the army. Its not like he went off to college and will be home with laundry this weekend.
I am so proud of him and miss him with all my heart.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
Wallet Thief. This is a post from my old blog. Wanted to share it.
Wallet Thief
So Erica and I were at the Wal Mart last Friday. And this midget lady running by. I We were all like whoa look at the lil midget lady running, Whats up with that? She starts screaming help he stole my wallet. Erica and I looked at each other and say "Its a wallet thief". (cuz we had just been talking about wallet thieves on the way to Wal Mart and we were a lil high.....;) The midget was gettin no where fast. Cuz she had these lil short legs. I looked at Erica and said you go get her wallet your younger then me. But she couldn't she had on sandals and I had on my cool ass pink vans. So I took off running after the dude. Erica followed to make sure nothing happened to me.
I passed up the midget lady and started across Otty road. Otty road is freaknup hill. I was almost hit by a mini truck on of those old Subaru brats, which I thought was way weird to see.
It was totally like a movie. I ran up Otty road. And yelled at the Pick up that almost hit me to block the guy. They did. I ran up grabbed him by the collar spun him around. I told him give me the wallet mother fucker. He said "I'm sorry sir". I told him "I'm a fucking ma'am bitch". He said"I just needed the money because I'm hungry". I told him "SHUT the Fuck up you need the money for meth". I yanked the wallet out of his hand. And told him "give me her money back too fucker". He handed it over I turned around went back to Wal Mart. Gave the midget chick her money back. Got in my Volvo Wagon with Erica and we went straight to the booze store.
It had been a really long time since I ran like that. It is a good thing I was wearing my cool mo dee pink checkered vans instead of my flip flops. Or else I would of had to catch that dude bare footed.
It was like the cape crusader and shit man.
True story. Ask Erica
So Erica and I were at the Wal Mart last Friday. And this midget lady running by. I We were all like whoa look at the lil midget lady running, Whats up with that? She starts screaming help he stole my wallet. Erica and I looked at each other and say "Its a wallet thief". (cuz we had just been talking about wallet thieves on the way to Wal Mart and we were a lil high.....;) The midget was gettin no where fast. Cuz she had these lil short legs. I looked at Erica and said you go get her wallet your younger then me. But she couldn't she had on sandals and I had on my cool ass pink vans. So I took off running after the dude. Erica followed to make sure nothing happened to me.
I passed up the midget lady and started across Otty road. Otty road is freaknup hill. I was almost hit by a mini truck on of those old Subaru brats, which I thought was way weird to see.
It was totally like a movie. I ran up Otty road. And yelled at the Pick up that almost hit me to block the guy. They did. I ran up grabbed him by the collar spun him around. I told him give me the wallet mother fucker. He said "I'm sorry sir". I told him "I'm a fucking ma'am bitch". He said"I just needed the money because I'm hungry". I told him "SHUT the Fuck up you need the money for meth". I yanked the wallet out of his hand. And told him "give me her money back too fucker". He handed it over I turned around went back to Wal Mart. Gave the midget chick her money back. Got in my Volvo Wagon with Erica and we went straight to the booze store.
It had been a really long time since I ran like that. It is a good thing I was wearing my cool mo dee pink checkered vans instead of my flip flops. Or else I would of had to catch that dude bare footed.
It was like the cape crusader and shit man.
True story. Ask Erica
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