See earlier post

You know when he didn't show it made me physically ill.
When I get really stressed out or upset I throw up.

When my step dad died. I totally threw up in front of my brother n laws house. It totally grossed him out. It was way after the fact. I am sure he went out there and washed the gutter. Shit I had to barf somewhere. Better then in the car. It was like 4 am.

Anyways.

Didn't throw up. Because I will totally try my hardest not to throw up. Cuz I hate throwing up. But, I seriously needed to throw up. I was all gagging and shit.

Now go back to eating your lunch

I the paparazzi following me around when I was Lyndsay Lohan's age. Dr. Drew and Dr. Phil would of moved in with me. I could not imagine having those people documenting everything I did. Especially at her age. I was having a really good time. I am sure there would of been some pictures of me on the front page of the Enquirer.

Ol' Willie

Willie Nelson is proof that at some age you REALLY should quit smoking weed.

Ok so

My brother has been calling me for a couple of weeks telling me he is coming to visit. So yesterday he calls me like 6 times. The last time he calls me was at 4 o'clock pm his time. Had to be at the airport at 4. He would call me when he landed.

His girlfriends mom had booked the flight, so he thought it landed at 11:30. My son and I got on line to see what flights were landing at PDX between 11 and 12. Found one that was 10 minutes late, coming in at 11:58. We figured that was the flight. We leave the house at 12:08. We are only 10 minuts fromthe airport. We were giving him enough time to grab his luggage and meet us out front. We looked for like an hour. Making the circle. He's was not there. He hasn't answered his phone since 4 o'clock his time. So I figure he is on the plane.

I hadn't talked to my brother much for about three years. We weren't on the best of terms. He lies a lot. I knew he did. But I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. Yet again it turns out he hasn't changed. He is still the same.

It makes me want to vomit. Who does that to a person? He is a fucking, fuck.

I have called him and text him. Still no response.

My ex SIL said he was put upon this earth to for one purpose. To show me that my kind of crazy..... is a good crazy.

If

I had a penis I would name it Mufasa

Got this from Mr Trey Barker

"Ok, so my new book, The Cancer Chronicles, is now available! It's a collection of all of the cancerous blog posts, in a single, handy-to-carry and easy-to-read format. Travel on over to the website and you'll see it and where it can be found."

Go to the website and order it. It will also be available soon at Amazon and Barnes & Nobles.

http://www.treyrbarker.com/category/the-cancer-chronicles/

There is an excerpt from Cancer Chronicles for you to check out. Go buy it don't dilly dally.

SOOOOOO I decided the other day. If I start going bald. I'm gonna get an addadicktome. Because I really don't wanna be a bald headed old chick with a moustache.

I have a cousin tha thad a sex change. He is like a short bald dude now.

NANCY PELOSI IS 70! She has 70 year old bats in her belfry.

There he stood in his Wal-Mart Levi's

I think ......I might be attracted to Hoda, in a sexual way. Just sayn'. Its weird.
I am feeling pretty comfortable about it though. She is an attractive woman. Not like I got the hots for Susan Bowers.