The shitshow

I have seriously had enough.  What the hell is going on here?  Its pretty much turned into a shit show.  One thing after another.  Mostly my car.  I  just had repairs made.  A lot of them.  Then my car breaks down again yesterday.  The dude wanted 60 bucks for the tow.  Of course!   I had a hundred dollar bill.  Of course! He didn't have change.  Whatever.  Just another player in the shit show. 


Have I turned into the weird dude that sleeps on everyone's couch.  Because their life is a SHITSHOW?!

Dalia Royce

Dalia Royce, is the best mean girl ever.  I should know.  Because in high school.  There were some of the best mean girls ever.

Allie Grant, is a damn good actress.  Those two carry that show. 

The Challenge

Yes. I watch it.

Swift can't drive no stick?!

These guys can't drive stick.  WHAT?!

Cohunna.  He's kinda like the chicket ketcher.

I don't think these are mushrooms.  I think they are snails.

All Natural Central Market.  Those are weird mushrooms.

Pretty much became bored and fast forwarded it to the end.

Cara Maria kicked some ass.  The girls on this show have gotten prettier with age.  The guys have gotten hairier.

 

24 IS BACK ON!!!!

What's Jack doin?

Uh, OH!

Whew!  Did you see that? 

Chloe looks terrible.

Of course the arrogant ass isn't going to listen to a woman!

BOOM, there it goes.   Jack is back.

That's a jacked up way to wake up.

Duh. Of course he's gone.  Jack Holes.

Oh, she's gonna find Bauer.  Future make out scene.

Chloe looks like the Terminator kid.

Girl.  Shit just got real.

I hate commercials.  I always wander off for too long.

Now, who is this foreigner?

The dog keeps humping the cat.  Not Mongo.  He only humps Chewy.  Can I take a picture of the dog humping the cat.  Seems bad.  Like PETA bad.

Girl, Jack's always gotta go in hard.  Break some heads.  Hurt some feelings.

Longest commercials ever.

I'm going to watch that gangster show.

What's with the eyebrows.  The ,men have some serious eyebrows.  I totally need a wax.

So gonna get me a Chloe haircut.  Its pretty hardcore


I wanna Marry Harry.  That's just not right.

Not going to watch The Strain.  GOOD GAWD MAN!

KFC!  That is a heart attack.  You should call that sandwich, Heart Attack. I bet its good though.

Good variety of bad guys.

It is way too early to be gettn' shot.

I love The Muppets.

I don't like this.  Kozy Shack, 90 calorie Rice pudding.  It is thick.  Like wet concrete wet.  Yes, I know what wet concrete taste like.

Jack got Chloe stealn'

Ewwww.  Bitch got stabbed.

Ewwww.  Mommy!