Monday, August 25, 2014

Relatively Well Behaved

So, here I am yelling at the Emmy's.  What has happened to me? 

The single life has happened to me.  Ya know I was with my husband for 23 years.  People tell me.  You have a problem with commitment.  How does a person married 23 years have a problem with commitment.  Doesn't make sense.  

I have been told I need to find someone and settle down.    What the hell?!  REALLY?!  Just settle down with someone.  Doesn't matter who.  Man, woman doesn't matter.

That doesn't make sense.  Yes, I am broke.  Yes, the rent is too damn high here.  Yes.  I go out and party.  I never leave with anyone other then the people  go there with.  Yah, I make out with people.  Its fun.  Yes, I encourage bad behavior.  But, I have been married...join with me.  23 years!  I have a right to be wild.  I have a right to misbehave.  I have been relatively well behaved for 23 years.   Never once cheated. 

So Buzz off.  I will find someone when the time comes.  Right now.  I am finding the new me.  I like the new me.  I'm fucking sexy, I'm confident.  Twenty four year olds say so.  Even with a missing front tooth.  Men find me sexy.  After last Sunday.  Apparently, I drive women nuts.  Who Knew.  Well, I knew.

So!  Let me have my fun.  I'll be back to being relatively well behaved soon.  Maybe.