Saturday, February 28, 2015

I would not pay money to kiss Shemar Moore.

Dude!  I mean just look where his mouths been.  He kisses some random stranger.  Every time he goes on a talk show.

That doesn't even count the hoochies he sleeps with.

That's cooties multipled by a million.

Friday, February 27, 2015

Damn.  I got motivated today.  Cleaned my room.  Rearranged stuff.  Put my pants on cute lil pants hangers.  Cleaned the kitchen.  Mopped the house.  Got Ronda motivated to do get room.  Even got get to do some Pilates machine.
                                                                  GOOD MORNING!!
                                                                                          


SNOW DAY
 
 


BRUCE ACTUALLY SAID SCREW THIS!!

 



 

Thursday, February 26, 2015

I bought this damn dark chocolate gluten free shit bar.  It's a small step above eating suet.

Yes.  Those are grinch pants.

I just used the moonshine lid.  To cover the black beans.  They're organic and I recycled.
So Cat Woman came out as Bi.  Good for her.

But really should it matter what anyone is.
And you know what else.  If you don't wanna eat couscous. I don't care,  If you don't want to try Quinoa.  Whatever.   Red meat, sausage (aka pork) and chicken all you eat.  You on the 'make a fat and happy husband diet'.

I'm not saying that people like this have a bad have a bad palate.  They just chose not to explore their palate.  They prefer to scowl at your plate and say.  'Eww, I don't eat that'.  All right. Don't eat it. 

They don't want to explore the joy of food. The taste and influence of other countries. That's cool.
But, good gawd man.  Do not make faces at the food I eat.   I don't say anything about your 1980's meat and potatoes diet.  .  Cart all loaded with Little Debbies and Cheetos.  Wondering why you can't lose weight.  Scowln' at my cucumber.

Throw some cucumbers in your basket.  Some say they are multi purpose.  Grab a bag of sweet potato chips.  Get some garbanzo bean hummus.  That shits good!  Might wanna stay away from butternut squash.  And for fuck sakes smile!
They gave me prednisone for my allergic reaction.  This is my fourth day on it.  I almost popped Mama June in the mouth today.  With her Honey Boo Boo  look alike in the cart.  Ten years old.  Coughing with her mouth open.  I am mad just thinking about it. 
That prednisone sure does fuck with your brain.    

I felt like if someone had crossed me.  Shit would of gone really bad.  Like bedroom door bad.  People of Walmart don't even know how lucky they are.
So, I had an allergic reaction.  Not sure to what.  It was crazy. 
My head blew up like it had helium in it.Here I am looking like Michael
 
 
 

I don't even know what to say about this one.  I went to bed with hives.  Woke up lookn' like Mr. Magoo and shit.


 
Isis is throwing gays off of cliffs.  Viciously, almost joyfully, murdering folks.. Murdering Muslims, Murdering Christians, Murdering children and babies.  All in the name of Allah.

BUT BY GAWD!!  WE NEED EQUAL PAY FOR WOMEN!  Patricia Arquette, 'The Medium' stands ups, shakes her fist and pompously says.  Equal pay for women. 

We have people being MURDERED, BEHEADED, BURNED IN CAGES.  Real life, honest to goodness, flesh and bones.  Human beings are killed.  They gloriously film their deaths.
Has Hollywood lived in an imaginary world for so long.  That they can't see a true evil in the world.  Its arrogance.  Pure arrogance. 

How about women being held as wives by these terrorist?  What about their rights.  Should Isis be asking more for their sex slaves.
These females being sold as sex slaves.  Beaten, abused, whipped, raped.  Some as young as twelve.  But BY GAWD!! WE NEED EQUAL PAY FOR WOMEN.

Pompous, arrogant, rich, millionaire Liberal.  Says she needs to make more money.  More money for playing pretend.  Hmmm.  Sure.

The big show right now is 'The Slap'.  How dare someone slap someone else's child.
I'm sorry but how dare someone slaughter children.  In this day and time.   We don't see an urgency to stop this from happening.  From happening anywhere.  It boggles my mind. That large group of humans beings don't see this as a huge problem.


Fuck all those people being slaughtered and abused in the Middle East.   Hey yah.  Sorry.  We love the Muslims.  How long will Liberal Hollywood and Liberals in general?  Continue to not stand up verbally against the atrocity's.  That are being carried out in the Name of Allah?

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Fifty Shades of Horny Moms.  I can't believe people expected this movie to be good.

To show a lot of what's in these books.  The movie would need to be rated X.

Some people just like freaky ass sex.  Some like it vanilla.  Some like it dirty.  Some like it hard core.  And some like step on my balls and call me a dirty girl sex.   Its just what they like. 

BDSM is a sexual culture.  A lot of people do it. From all different walks of life.  You would probably be surprised to find out people you know do it.  Just tying each other up is BDSM.  It doesn't mean these people are sex slaves or being forced to do this.

Some men like the women to do it to them.  Are they sex slaves too?

Some people like it with two people, three people, four people, more.  Its just what it is.  If its two consenting adults.  Or three or more consenting adults.  Well so be it.  People have they're thing.  Some like to hang themselves and jack off.  Now that shits weird.

Let people live. Don't judge their sex life's. 
DUDE!!!  How the fuck many people have to be beheaded?!  Burned alive?!  We need to stomp the hell out of some mother fuckers.  I mean seriously.

Every day more beheadings.  More people burned alive.  And this mother fucker over here......he goes golfing.  Yeah, There he is. Grinning like a Ginny eating briar.  In his yellow pants, golfing.

He needs to get his ass to the White Hose and start leading this country.

Put down the golf club.  Go kick some ass.  These people have all ready said they are coming for your family.  Isis wants your family and your golfing.  He doesn't even take these people seriously.


Then there's this......   http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2956882/ISIS-fighters-desperately-trying-obtain-VIAGRA-spending-money-kinky-underwear-wives-subjecting-brutal-abnormal-sex-acts-according-doctors-Syria.html