My friend sends me this e-mail from the Portland Police that says something about National Seatbelt Week. That police will be making sure everyone is wearing their seatbelts.
WHAT?!
We have tweekers freely roaming the streets of Southeast Portland. We have Bridge Beavers sittin on Johnson Creek bridge slingn' their beaver pelt 24/7. Downtown the panhandling problem is out of control and so is the homeless teen problem. And the Portland Police decide WOW we better crack down on seatbelts.!
How about we have National catch a tweeker day? Or National trap a bridge beaver day?
There are so many more effective days then National Seatbelt day.
How about fling a tweeker into Mexico Day? How about National move a homeless tweeker dude to the woods day? Or buy a hippie chick a razor day?
Random babbling from a some what sane 47 year old divorced chick (way hot though), Republicrat ARMY mom. Some find me offensive, some find me humorous, some wish they hadn't found me at all. I also have a terrible attitude....1
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Bridge Beavers
I have been wanting to get a picture of the local bridge beaver , but they have been gone. For a couple of weeks. Then at last all of sudden beaver pelts for sale again. I am figuring they were in jail. Maybe they had a beaver pelt seller crackdown.
But I hope to have a picture for you soon.
I especially like it when they are all bent over the railing of the bridge lookin sexy and gross. I don't know how much more hotness one can stand. Really just makes my morning. They are out there bright and early gettin to work. I would say at the crack of Dawn but she hates it when I say that.
I have been wanting to get a picture of the local bridge beaver , but they have been gone. For a couple of weeks. Then at last all of sudden beaver pelts for sale again. I am figuring they were in jail. Maybe they had a beaver pelt seller crackdown.
But I hope to have a picture for you soon.
I especially like it when they are all bent over the railing of the bridge lookin sexy and gross. I don't know how much more hotness one can stand. Really just makes my morning. They are out there bright and early gettin to work. I would say at the crack of Dawn but she hates it when I say that.
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Ode to a Marine
by John Wear
In a crowd you're bound to spot him,
He's standing so very tall
Not too much impresses him;
He's seen and done it all.
His hair is short, his eyes are sharp,
But his smile's a little blue.
It's the only indication
Of the hell that he's gone through.
He belongs to a sacred brotherhood,
Always Faithful 'til the end.
He has walked right into battle
And walked back out again.
Many people think him foolish
For having no regrets
About having lived through many times
Others would forget.
He's the first to go and last to know,
But never questions why,
On whether it is right or wrong,
But only do or die.
He walks a path most won't take
And has lost much along the way,
But he thinks a lot of freedom,
It's a small price to pay.
Yes, he has chosen to live a life
Off the beaten track,
Knowing well each time he's called,
He might not make it back.
So, next time you see a Devil Dog
Standing proud and true,
Be grateful for all he's given;
He's given it for you.
Don't go up and ask him
What's it's like to be in war;
Just thank God that it's your country
He's always fighting for.
And thank him too for all the hell
He's seen in that shade of green,
Thank him for having the guts
To be a United States Marine
Ode to a Marine
by John Wear
In a crowd you're bound to spot him,
He's standing so very tall
Not too much impresses him;
He's seen and done it all.
His hair is short, his eyes are sharp,
But his smile's a little blue.
It's the only indication
Of the hell that he's gone through.
He belongs to a sacred brotherhood,
Always Faithful 'til the end.
He has walked right into battle
And walked back out again.
Many people think him foolish
For having no regrets
About having lived through many times
Others would forget.
He's the first to go and last to know,
But never questions why,
On whether it is right or wrong,
But only do or die.
He walks a path most won't take
And has lost much along the way,
But he thinks a lot of freedom,
It's a small price to pay.
Yes, he has chosen to live a life
Off the beaten track,
Knowing well each time he's called,
He might not make it back.
So, next time you see a Devil Dog
Standing proud and true,
Be grateful for all he's given;
He's given it for you.
Don't go up and ask him
What's it's like to be in war;
Just thank God that it's your country
He's always fighting for.
And thank him too for all the hell
He's seen in that shade of green,
Thank him for having the guts
To be a United States Marine
Okay so here is the deal. That dude tried to blow himself up. If the damn bomb in his pants had worked those people would of been dead. That was a terrorist attack. A botched terrorist attack still the same. But the potential was there to kill lots of people.
And whats with Janet Napolitano. She always seems kind of like she just woke up. And that everything is always fine. Its not fine. Is she in over her head?
And whats with Janet Napolitano. She always seems kind of like she just woke up. And that everything is always fine. Its not fine. Is she in over her head?
It snowed.
It snowed yesterday. The weatherman said it weas going to rain. At noon he was saying it was going to rain. At 10:30 I told Robert, Neal's basement dweller, that it was going to snow. I was surveying the damge to his rig from running into some black ice. When i told him it ws going to snow. he said i hope not. The weather guy says rain. I said looks like snow to me.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Borrown' money from on my kids future.
So we get into to trouble and the US Govt pulls trillions of Dollars out their asses. We are borrowing it from our children. Can I borrow money on my kids? My son play football really good. He is going to college next year. He should end up with a pretty good job. My other son plays golf. May go pro if he gets good enough. His coach is really impressed with him.
Can I get a loan from the gov't on my kids ? They can pay it back when they get old enough. They should both have pretty decent jobs. Refinance my crib in their names. Defer payments til they are 25. So how bout it.....
Can I get a loan from the gov't on my kids ? They can pay it back when they get old enough. They should both have pretty decent jobs. Refinance my crib in their names. Defer payments til they are 25. So how bout it.....
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
I was discussing the election of Obama with a friend
It was a joke to me that Clinton was our President. Yes, I voted for Perot that year. It is also joke to me that Obama is President. He was obviously the less experienced candidate. And people were following him around screaming like he is a rock star. Saying that he is our Saviour. I saw this lady Say "he is gonna buy our food and gas".
It was like when Nick and Jessica got married. Every 13-16 year old girl went crazy. Only in this case it was 30-40 year old gay men and soccer moms going crazy. It was frightening. Old ladies Stripping their bras off, it was weird. Boobs for Obama. Like when Brad met Angelina. He went all stupid.
It is like everyone was voting for the popular guy that ran for class president. Dazzles you with his words, but doesn't really say anything of substance. He's really cute, but that's about all there is to the package. Everyone else was voting for him so why not. All the girls in school got swept loved his pecks and the gay boys got swept up in his eyes.
Staunch Hillary supporters got swept up too. They turned their backs on Hillary and voted for Obama in the Primaries. It was down right scary. When they talked about him they would get this look in their eyes. Like Courtney Love when she see's a piece of popcorn in the carpert.
Dude. He doesn't support gay marriage. Seriously. Your kidding me right? He supports gay rights just enough to get elected. The church he attended Anti Gay, the religion he was raised in Muslim. Not saying he is Muslim, it was the religion he was raised on. I think we all know what they do to homosexuals.
There is no way that he can live up to the hype and once the euphoria from the hype wares off.
Kind of like a night of too much Tequila. Once the drunk wares off and your wake up in your friends front yard covered in stickers still wearing your clown costume. You wonder what else you might of done, then you remember Oh yeah, You voted for Obama.
It was like when Nick and Jessica got married. Every 13-16 year old girl went crazy. Only in this case it was 30-40 year old gay men and soccer moms going crazy. It was frightening. Old ladies Stripping their bras off, it was weird. Boobs for Obama. Like when Brad met Angelina. He went all stupid.
It is like everyone was voting for the popular guy that ran for class president. Dazzles you with his words, but doesn't really say anything of substance. He's really cute, but that's about all there is to the package. Everyone else was voting for him so why not. All the girls in school got swept loved his pecks and the gay boys got swept up in his eyes.
Staunch Hillary supporters got swept up too. They turned their backs on Hillary and voted for Obama in the Primaries. It was down right scary. When they talked about him they would get this look in their eyes. Like Courtney Love when she see's a piece of popcorn in the carpert.
Dude. He doesn't support gay marriage. Seriously. Your kidding me right? He supports gay rights just enough to get elected. The church he attended Anti Gay, the religion he was raised in Muslim. Not saying he is Muslim, it was the religion he was raised on. I think we all know what they do to homosexuals.
There is no way that he can live up to the hype and once the euphoria from the hype wares off.
Kind of like a night of too much Tequila. Once the drunk wares off and your wake up in your friends front yard covered in stickers still wearing your clown costume. You wonder what else you might of done, then you remember Oh yeah, You voted for Obama.
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