You know what I hate? Kids that wear Heelys in the grocery store, mall or National Monument. I totally want to trip them. Then that would mean a total brawl with someones mom. I am just too old for that shit.

Plus I learned my lesson at A Hunt For Noah's Ark. I tripped a kid who was running up and down the aisles. He fucking Licorice whipped me with one of those licorice ropes. Xan and Shelly were all like what the Hell Dani. We were all taking cover. It was so scary and CRAZY!!!!

FREDDY G MEYERS

So the employees at Freddy G Meyers.  I guess technically all of Kroger.  Voted to not go on strike.  Thank GOODNESS.  I hated it when Safeway and Von's went on strike.  It really harshed my mellow.  There was really only one store left.

I love my people at Freddy's.  I really hate going through the drive through Starbuck's. They way suck.  The people are half stupid.  The other half is just plain dumb.

So thank you Freddy G Meyers for not going on strike.   So I can still get my Starbuck's prepared with love and hearts drawn on my cup.  For preparing my drink with out even asking what I want.  Thank you U-Scan peeps.  For showing me and all my crew the love.  Thank you produce people  You guys rock and thanks for the doughnut.  That was way cool.  That you meat market chicks for the great samples, and singing.   Oh and the bakery chicks for caramel apples and those cream filled cupcakes. 

Oh and a special thanks.........Thanks for telling me you didn't recognize me until I was walking away.  That was HOT!  

 I love all my HOT MESS FREDDY"S PEEPS!

Facebook

I like facebook.  Its cool.  You get in touch with people she haven't seen since you were five.  Find long lost relatives.  See if your ex is bald.  See if that mean chick is fat.   Its cool to see what everyone has grown into. And make new friends out of old acquaintances

Any story that begins with, I was sitting on the toilet talking to my dog.  Is going to be a good story.

Matt Lauer is such an ass hole. In an interview with Paul Eldridge about Nancy Kerrigan

I'm sorry Paul. I know you said you didn't want to talk about Nancy's brother. But I have to ask. Is nancy supporting her brother. He said he didn't want to talk about Nancy's brother.

Poor Gary Coleman. He is one messed up little dude. He seems to pick the crazy chicks. Crazy chicks are cool to take home for a night or two. But don't let them move in. Your sister in law will just end up having to come over and kick the chick out.

Hey people....Check out "FireFly Night" by Frozen Giant. It is my friends husbands new game. If you download it feel free to write a fantastic review. It is available on iTunes for ipod, itouch and iphone. It is only 99 cents.

http://friskymongoose.com/firefly-night-sees-the-light-of-day/

Casa Diablo

Casa Diablo is the best place EVER!!   I went there this weekend with Chuck, Erica and Stan.  I ended the evening throwing up in Chuck's car.  I had the best time EVER!!   It was BGP crazy up in there.  Can't wait til its my birthday.  No party this year folks. Goin to asa Diablo for a birthday dance.

Sooooo.......... I was just watching racheal raye and got kind of turned on by her doing squats, in those tight ass jeans. Is that wrong?

There is a "New" Republican coming.  I told a crazy lib this a couple of years ago.  When she was foaming at the mouth, spitting mad with every word.  I told her there was a New Republican that it was Republican like me.  Republicans that support gay rights. Republican that grew up in tthe 80's I have been telling Neal this for years now too.  I think he might finally believe me. 

The McCain women and Log Cabin Republicans are leading the Republicans in to the battle for gay rights.  McCain said on Ellen he was for gay rights.  But no one listened no one heard him.  All they heard was he was against gay marriage.  They didn't hear him say that there has to be protection for gays.  Neither did Ellen.  Obama stood up and said he did not support gay marriage.  Biden has said the same thing.  But everyone ignored it. 

McCain's daughter was the Key note speaker at Allied in Pride's "Marriage Equality Week, at George Washington University.

It is not a Democrat thing.  If it was Democrat thing it would of passed in Oregon.   Kerry was running when Gay marriage was on the ballot in Oregon.  John Kerry won.  Gay Marriage lost.  Because Democrats voted against Gay marriage too.   Most of my friends voted for gay marriage.  Some of my Democrat friends voted against.  They are GLBT people standing on both sides of our political parties.  There are supporters on both side.  We need to realize that.  Its not a Democrat thing.  Its a people thing.

http://www.towleroad.com/2010/01/cindy-mccain-gets-mouth-taped-shut-for-noh8-campaign.html

http://aipnews.com/talk/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=11720&posts=5

All I can say is

SCREW THE FRENCH!  We are trying to help the people of Haiti.  It is total chaos in Haiti right now.  It is Hell on Earth.  The French want Haiti, that's why they are accusing us of trying to take it over.  We have to gain control of the Country.  The US can't do it alone.  Please shut up and send more help France.  Match what the US has done, then  maybe you can say something.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/haiti/7020908/US-accused-of-occupying-Haiti-as-troops-flood-in.html

Okay heres the deal

Pat Robertson is old and crazy.  I think what he said was B*** S***...But there is no reason to barrage his 1-800 number with phone calls it is not necessary.  Send him an email instead.

Right now every church in America is raising money for Haiti.  Quit calling their 1-800 number, so the grandmas that are giving their money to Pat can get through to help the Haitians.  GAWD YA'LL!

Pat Robertson is

a freaking ass hole!  He is so kind to help the Haitians who sold their soul to the devil.  When is he going to go away?  He steals money from old ladies!

Why do they keep letting this guy on TV? He seems to be going senile, people still act like he is relevant. I think God needs some new spokes people.

http://www.breitbart.tv/they-have-been-cursed-pat-robertson-says-haiti-swore-a-pact-to-the-devil/

Negro Dialect  is there such thing as a negro dialect.  Is there another language I am not aware of?   Does Harry reid think that all black people talk like that. 

I hung out with these black chicks in high school.  They bought me a T-Shith that said chocolate chip.  They spoke the same way I did. It was weird it was like they were human.

My husband called me today to test out his new bluetooth device for his phone.  Theres that law here now that you can't drive and talk on your cell phone.  So now everyone is walkn' around lookn like an episode of Star Trek. 

I asked him whathe was doing he said just walkn around testing out this bletootn. People think I'm walking around talking to god.  I told him next time his mom was around he needed to walk around talking on that thing.  When she asked him who the Hell he was talking to tell her god.  He says for you to quit calling.  He says you call him like twelve times a day.  Call Jesus he ain't busy.

Gawd I don't like Nancy Pelosi. 

My brother in law has swine flu and

my son left to go back to basic training. It was so sad. He was crying which made me cry even more. I haven't stopped crying since he left. I am really proud of him. Leaving as a man child.....coming back a man.