My husband called me today to test out his new bluetooth device for his phone.  Theres that law here now that you can't drive and talk on your cell phone.  So now everyone is walkn' around lookn like an episode of Star Trek. 

I asked him whathe was doing he said just walkn around testing out this bletootn. People think I'm walking around talking to god.  I told him next time his mom was around he needed to walk around talking on that thing.  When she asked him who the Hell he was talking to tell her god.  He says for you to quit calling.  He says you call him like twelve times a day.  Call Jesus he ain't busy.