about this cept. GURL I GOTTA GO GET VAGDAZZLED. Maybe specially for myhigh school reunion.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/36266
Sunday, February 28, 2010
So my friend tells me
Remember that time I had to leave cuz I did too much nasal spray.
Thats just not something most people have too much of at my house.......
Thats just not something most people have too much of at my house.......
Tweekers
We should build a giant catapult. And for every illegal immigrant that comes across the border from Mexico we should fling two tweekers into Mexico. Give them some Sudafed and a bucket. They'll be fine.
The weather is warm there and they can live outdoors and do meth with no problem what so ever. And the Mexican drug dealers wouldn't have to go to the trouble of sneaking their drugs into the US.
The weather is warm there and they can live outdoors and do meth with no problem what so ever. And the Mexican drug dealers wouldn't have to go to the trouble of sneaking their drugs into the US.
Gum it baby gum it
Why do we have to pay for tweekers medical treatment? Did you know that the city of Portland paid to have a tweeker who had already had three open heart surgeries(that we paid for) to be airlifted from Lincolin CIty to Portland for medical care. She chooses to keep doing crystal meth. But we are responsible for repairing and providing up keep for the body she chooses to destroy? If a person chooses to destroy their body why do we the hard working tax payers have to pay for its repair.
But yet our schools need money and our kids aren't learning.? But hey tweeken Susie needs new teeth. Tweeken Pete has a bad heart. Why because of meth, because of their personall choices?
Why are our kids not learning because we oay for these peoples up keep. And their speed. We give them all food stamps which they trade for speed. then they go get food from the food bank cuz they done traded their food stamps for meth. So we pay for the up keep and their meth.
What the Hell does a tweeker need new teeth for? They are usually homeless and wandering ther streets turning tricks for cash to buy more meth. They don't need teeth for turning tricks. Plus after they get the teeth they continue to use meth, which continues to eat away at their gums so then they need new teeth cuz their teeth don't fit no more.
Then when we repair their heart and they keep doing more meth so then what do we do pay for a heart transplant. So they can destroy that heart too? It is just stupid to pay for the up keep of people who are destroying themselves!
It is a viscous cycle that is a huge money pit. The gov't want continue to throw money down that pit. I say put a man holecover over that pit and let them fend for themselves! Buy your own dope crack head. I mean i paid for my own. Just sayn'.
Everyone who receives state aid should pass a drug test.
But yet our schools need money and our kids aren't learning.? But hey tweeken Susie needs new teeth. Tweeken Pete has a bad heart. Why because of meth, because of their personall choices?
Why are our kids not learning because we oay for these peoples up keep. And their speed. We give them all food stamps which they trade for speed. then they go get food from the food bank cuz they done traded their food stamps for meth. So we pay for the up keep and their meth.
What the Hell does a tweeker need new teeth for? They are usually homeless and wandering ther streets turning tricks for cash to buy more meth. They don't need teeth for turning tricks. Plus after they get the teeth they continue to use meth, which continues to eat away at their gums so then they need new teeth cuz their teeth don't fit no more.
Then when we repair their heart and they keep doing more meth so then what do we do pay for a heart transplant. So they can destroy that heart too? It is just stupid to pay for the up keep of people who are destroying themselves!
It is a viscous cycle that is a huge money pit. The gov't want continue to throw money down that pit. I say put a man holecover over that pit and let them fend for themselves! Buy your own dope crack head. I mean i paid for my own. Just sayn'.
Everyone who receives state aid should pass a drug test.
Whats wrong with your face?!?!
All these people on TV have fucked up faces. The look like cats. Melanie Griffith face is way fucked up. Apparently men in Hollywood and New York find women with fucked up faces attractive. Because they are all doing it. They want their face to look like molded silly putty.
They stretch their faces out then blow their lips up? Why? Why is this happening? Is that really attractive to people? Because I find their faces frightening and confusing.
They stretch their faces out then blow their lips up? Why? Why is this happening? Is that really attractive to people? Because I find their faces frightening and confusing.
Virgin question here......
SO when Muslims die and get their virgins. Are they all Muslim virgins? Or do they get Jewish, Baptist virgins or just Muslim virgins? Do they get boy virgins or just girl ones?
Do the people they blow up become martyrs? Do they get 72 virgins too?
Are they enough virgins to go around? Do only the men get the virgins for becoming martyrs or do the women martyrs get virgins too? And how about the 12 year olds that blow themselves up do they get virgins or are they too young to get virgins?
I think if I was a Jewish virgin and saw bombs coming at my house I would do it with the first person I could find? Cuz who wants to spend eternity with a hairy Muslim man who does not wear deodorant? Really? Does the virgin thing make sense? Would God really sentence some Buddhist virgin to eternity with a hairy unabomber?
Do the people they blow up become martyrs? Do they get 72 virgins too?
Are they enough virgins to go around? Do only the men get the virgins for becoming martyrs or do the women martyrs get virgins too? And how about the 12 year olds that blow themselves up do they get virgins or are they too young to get virgins?
I think if I was a Jewish virgin and saw bombs coming at my house I would do it with the first person I could find? Cuz who wants to spend eternity with a hairy Muslim man who does not wear deodorant? Really? Does the virgin thing make sense? Would God really sentence some Buddhist virgin to eternity with a hairy unabomber?
Saturday, February 27, 2010
You know I have all these Cousins and Aunts and Uncles that I barely know. It pisses me off. My cousins Jo and Michelle never met em. Well I met them. But I was like three. Don't really remember them.
It was my ma's fault. I'm have been pissed me off at her for a long time. But now she is dead. How the hell are you supposed to be pissed off at a dead person? I need a shrink or more booze maybe some weed. When I moved to Cali to meet her. I was so excited to see her. It was kind of a let down. I had built her up so much in my mind. I didn't understand til I had kids of my own how much she actually sucked ass. I could never imagine leaving my children. My husband said everytime he listens to Fancy by Reba it makes him want to cry. Because it reminds him so much of what my mom did to me.
There are so many emotions that are just like fucking ARRGGGHHH. That's how it feels. Like a aching arrrggghhh. Does that make sense? Its like I have all these people that are family and I don't know them. I know people that I haven't seen in ten years better then I know these people. Fucking A!
I am so thankful for the Dyer's they saved me. They beat the hell out of me on a regular basis. In the 7th grade my PE teacher turned them in. I went to live at the Methodist Home for two years. It was actually a relief. I loved it there. But then they sent me back. The same shit continued. But I guess I should be thankful for them. The taught me some values and what is like to be dedicated to a family no matter what. They helped make me who I am today.
And I fucking Rock Ass.
do i seem bitter?
It was my ma's fault. I'm have been pissed me off at her for a long time. But now she is dead. How the hell are you supposed to be pissed off at a dead person? I need a shrink or more booze maybe some weed. When I moved to Cali to meet her. I was so excited to see her. It was kind of a let down. I had built her up so much in my mind. I didn't understand til I had kids of my own how much she actually sucked ass. I could never imagine leaving my children. My husband said everytime he listens to Fancy by Reba it makes him want to cry. Because it reminds him so much of what my mom did to me.
There are so many emotions that are just like fucking ARRGGGHHH. That's how it feels. Like a aching arrrggghhh. Does that make sense? Its like I have all these people that are family and I don't know them. I know people that I haven't seen in ten years better then I know these people. Fucking A!
I am so thankful for the Dyer's they saved me. They beat the hell out of me on a regular basis. In the 7th grade my PE teacher turned them in. I went to live at the Methodist Home for two years. It was actually a relief. I loved it there. But then they sent me back. The same shit continued. But I guess I should be thankful for them. The taught me some values and what is like to be dedicated to a family no matter what. They helped make me who I am today.
And I fucking Rock Ass.
do i seem bitter?
Friday, February 26, 2010
Dude
That fucking whale had all ready killed two people. The dude that snuck into his tank in his under roos was kind of asking for it. I think after it killed the first person it should of been retired. People on the news were all looking for a reason the whale killed the chick. He killed the chick cuz he's a fucking killer whale. They kill shit. Duh!
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