Some of these people had once made me feel insecure. Strangely seeing them made me feel overwhelmingly happy. Most everyone had grown and changed so much. In high school I was fairly shy. Shit my whole child hood I was shy. Hard to believe I know. Considering the loud, boisterous, outspoken, caring, intelligent and unbelievably down to earth wife and mother I am today.
Friday night was the first night of the reunion. Saw old friends and deepened new friendships. We raised money for a dear friend who has had just one too many thing to deal with this year. (she kept me up til 5:00am) I talked joked, laughed and teared up with friends. I danced half the night, played with man titties, played with girl titties,(sorry for those who just grimaced) slapped some ass. I actually got called a hater by some dude from Chicago. I am not a hater. DUH!! I flipped him off. Which was weird.......back in the day I would of gotten in his face and personally introduced him to my finger. Told him my fingers name and shit mannn. Shout out to Holly Jo.
Anyways we closed the place down. It was an awesome night. Picked up some crazy drunk girl, gave her a ride home. Sober, but vision impaired Edna drove us to IHop. This GIRL kept trying to steal my boots all night. Now we were in Ihop and she was still aiming for my boots. I was rockn the ostrich skin Larry Mahan boots.
Saturday at 8:30 after going to bed at 6:00am. I woke up to Lynne standing over me and asking "what time did you bitches get home". Then proceeded to lay in the living room floor wanting my mommy and having a come to Jesus moment. Since Edna would not cuddle with me......I was feeling especially vulnerable. Went shoppin with Lynne. Who is way faster then me even with a knee brace. Hung out at the cocktail party at Lynne's.
That night festivities were at the Shack in the back. This is where I realized someone I had hope changed and was really excited to see. Had totally remained the same gossipy judgementsal person and it saddened me.
But back to the fun stuff. Midland had two high schools. Lee and Midland High. I went to Lee. We had the reunion with both schools. Which was a great idea.
I made some new friends from the "other" high school. Shit made new friends from my high school. Then I danced the rest of the night. Gave Ms. Edna a lap dance or four. Yah she liked it. Danced with Red most the night. She is an awesome dancer. So is Stacy as a matter or fact. That bitch can get down. Enjoyed slow dancing with Katy. She let me lead. Brad however insisted on leading. I think I kept stepping on his toes. I kept poor Tama, V, Rose and Lyn (lee high school Lyn) running back and forth to the dance floor. All and all it was an awesome evening. Enjoyed hanging with all the girl and boys. Explained to a friend that I was a Republicrat. Thats half hippie half Republican. We also closed that joint down.
Then I headed to WhataBurger with the ladies. On they way there I told them all how attractive I found them. Then everything coming out of my mouth after that sounded just wrong. They know I love them all. We met a nice young black fella along the way. We get to WhataBurger. Cindy and Sonya were there, AND SO WAS THE NICE YOUNG BLACK FELLA, can you believe it?! CRAZY!! I am pretty sure I told Cindy, Sonya and their husbands how attractive I found them.
When we came in there was this poor guy with toilet paper on his boot. So I asked, him after some encouragement from the peanut gallery "what was up with the toilet paper". The visit to WhataBurger was quite the adventure. People kept saying "shhh your going to get us kicked out". But they all kept laughing. I think they were enjoying themselves. On the way out I bid a fond "BYE MOTHER FUCKERS" to the whole place. Then I had to stand there, cuz Red was holding the doors closed.
All and all it was quite the adventure. I even stayed at a the "Midland high" house. I was the only girl from Lee. They even let me in with my cool ass "who let the Dawgs out and why" shirt on. It was a great time, made awesome memories. It was bitter sweet leaving all those mother fuckers behind. Because quite frankly I love those mother fuckers.
Oh yeah did I mention alimony titties. AWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEEE! (you know how I am about titties)
I didn't get to golf with Ms Brenda. I am hoping she will come see me. Hint Hint
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