Touch my junk,,,I'll call the cops.

That dude is an ass. Get line get your body scan, get patted down and take off you damn shoes.

It wasn't even a month ago that we had bombs on American soil. That was a foiled terrorist attack. Did you people know that? People are trying to blow Americans the fuck up. They are apparently doing it using airplanes. They took down these two big towers. This one a-hole snuck on an airplane with a bomb in his shoe. Yah crazy huh?

Did you know there are WHITE PEOPLE in AlQuada. Yah really white males in AlQuada. Pat down all of them for all I care. If anyone complains too much, take em in the back do a cavity search.

That asshole pretty much shut down the airport. He fucked with all the people waiting to board their flights. He fucked with lil old ladies, wearing depends waiting on American Airlines to take them to Arizona. He fucked with parents toting around grumpy ass little kids.

Come the fuck on people get a grip. So they pat you down and touch your junk. At least you ain't all blown up and shit. next were gonna have t-shirts and a rap song

Don't touch my junk or I'll call the cops. That TSA worker doesn't wanna touch your junk anymore then you want to touch theirs. You think your junk is more special then the next guys? They pretty much all look the same. maybe he has afraid of popping a boner. Shut the fuck up and quit acting like a pussy, get on the airplane. Quit fucking with people who paid for tickets and wanna get the fuck on the airplane. GAWD!!!!