You guys suck. Your fucking with the working man going to work. Your not fucking with the corporations or politicians. Mayor Adams supports your cause. Go sit outside Bank of Americas Head Quarters. Why are you occupying the fucking parks? This is just the stupidest shit I have ever fucking seen. People are behind the cause. Everyone hates wall street and politicians. But most of us hate you guys. Why cuz this shit is idiotic.
People are not behind asinine acts......Like riding up and down elevators pushing all the buttons. Blocking emergency vehicles. Eewww big statement there. I am acting like a child. Look at me. I don't care if there is someone dieing in that ambulance. I am making a statement. What the hell?
We are all just trying to earn a buck. Well except the ones living in the fucking park. We can't go on the news and have people bring food to us. While living in a park and destroying the whole area. You are just thrashing the whole area. Who is going to clean up the mess after you are gone? Oh yah. The city of Portland that is all ready broke. Thanks dumbasses. Who is going to pay for it. Me.
Random babbling from a some what sane 47 year old divorced chick (way hot though), Republicrat ARMY mom. Some find me offensive, some find me humorous, some wish they hadn't found me at all. I also have a terrible attitude....1
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
There was this
dude he said if you free one country, Democracy will spread. The people will want it. See it spreading.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Portland People. Portland people are pompous assholes. They care more about the average tweeker eating, then they do the average elementary school kid. You know how many kids these fucking tweekers have left behind. You hand them a dollar, they use it on meth, while the only food their kid gets is at school twice a day, You care about their dignity while their child suffers in silence. You care more about your anger at at a political party more then you do about the uneducated hungry kid in Portland! You people fucking suck ass.
I love when my Portland friends say, " Are Portland people rude". That show Portlandia is more sad then funny. Cuz that is how these pompous mother fuckers are, They bury their heads in the sand and think their world is awesome. Everyone recycle, all though children in Portland are suffering. But hey paper not plastic is more important then the asshole teenagers, that are getting left behind. I love when people say they hate teenagers, Fuck you, you fucking fuck, I hate you and your stupid views!! I DON'T LIKE TEENAGERS. FUCK YOU THEY ARE OUR FUTURE. Portland and the policys you have voted for created these teenagers.
YOUR PRIORITIES ARE FUCKED. FEED THE TWEEKER!!!! LET THE KIDS STARVE!! GIVE A TWEEKER A DOLLAR.
BUTCHEY YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURES ARE COOL YOU ASSHOLE!
GAWD I HATE THIS TOWN!!!!
I love when my Portland friends say, " Are Portland people rude". That show Portlandia is more sad then funny. Cuz that is how these pompous mother fuckers are, They bury their heads in the sand and think their world is awesome. Everyone recycle, all though children in Portland are suffering. But hey paper not plastic is more important then the asshole teenagers, that are getting left behind. I love when people say they hate teenagers, Fuck you, you fucking fuck, I hate you and your stupid views!! I DON'T LIKE TEENAGERS. FUCK YOU THEY ARE OUR FUTURE. Portland and the policys you have voted for created these teenagers.
YOUR PRIORITIES ARE FUCKED. FEED THE TWEEKER!!!! LET THE KIDS STARVE!! GIVE A TWEEKER A DOLLAR.
BUTCHEY YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURES ARE COOL YOU ASSHOLE!
GAWD I HATE THIS TOWN!!!!
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Headline
Obama went golfing. Who cares. Really. People saying golfing helps clear their head. Me, it just pisses me off. I didn't vote for the guy, don't care for him much. I don't find him attractive. The women who thought he was cute confused me. He looks like the dude from MAD magazine. He is the President elected by soccer moms and gay men that thought he was cute.
Friday, February 4, 2011
I feel kind of sad today.
It is the anniversary of when my step dad died soon. Its bringing me down man.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
I have
no patience for people who choose to do drugs and abandon their children. Call me crazy. I don't care if tweekers eat. They trade food stamps for drugs anyway. They dealers get the food stamp money, then they go to the food bank.
What i care about is that the children of these tweekers eat and that they are taken care of.
What i care about is that the children of these tweekers eat and that they are taken care of.
I bit my tongue today. I thought of a lot of things to say.
How can some judge a person and pick their friends bu their political beliefs. Yesterday we were friends. Today you found out my politics and told me we can't be friends.
I wanted to say so much. LIKE....I took care of your grandchildren while your daughter ran around and did drugs. I babysat them for free. I hugged them, I cared for them, I loved them and you are going to look at my politics and say we can't be friends. Ok.I don't vote down party lines. I don't pledge my allegiance to any party. If someone wants to bow before their party and pledge allegiance, so be it. You do that. But am I supposed to sit there when you tell me someone should die and smile. I'm not going to do it. I have all ready done it for years.
You never knew my political beliefs, but I knew yours, I still chose to be your friend....... Weird isn't it.
I wanted to say so much. LIKE....I took care of your grandchildren while your daughter ran around and did drugs. I babysat them for free. I hugged them, I cared for them, I loved them and you are going to look at my politics and say we can't be friends. Ok.I don't vote down party lines. I don't pledge my allegiance to any party. If someone wants to bow before their party and pledge allegiance, so be it. You do that. But am I supposed to sit there when you tell me someone should die and smile. I'm not going to do it. I have all ready done it for years.
You never knew my political beliefs, but I knew yours, I still chose to be your friend....... Weird isn't it.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Weird
I saw on this chicks facebook status., "I am teaching my kids to be nice to everyone, Just like my mom taught me." WHAT?! You were like the meanest chick ever in Junior High and High School. Like totally the meanest. If your mama taught you to be nice, I hate to see what your idea of mean is, because your idea of nice, was being crazy mean.
Monday, January 24, 2011
Well...
I tried to watch "the Talk". Not all into it. The first time I heard of it, I thought, great more babbln' bitches. I know some bitches that need a talk show. Yah, me over here. Me and my girls, we can talk some shit, some funny shit. These chicks suck rocks!
I would like a talk show with white trash moms. We would have to be on late at night.
I would like a talk show with white trash moms. We would have to be on late at night.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
My husband told me
He was going to take up scuba diving.
I said "Well that is fucking stupid! Where you gonna scuba dive in fucking Portland? The fucking Williamette. You'll come out with three dicks."
Him "In a swimming pool"
Me "That is fucking stupid"
Him "I could go to Lincoln City and scuba dive."
Me "Thats fucking stupid. There are giant logs in the fucking ocean. There are signs all over the place to watch out for giant logs"
Him " I could scuba dive in the Columbia River."
Me "That is fucking stupid. What are you gonna look at fucking sturgeon. The sturgeon will fucking eat you"
Him "Well maybe I will take up sky diving.
Me "Thats fucking stupid. Why not get both fucking nipples pierced instead?"
(Cuz according to this sky diving dude, in Bakersfield, with one pierced nipple, its really fucking painful.)
I said "Well that is fucking stupid! Where you gonna scuba dive in fucking Portland? The fucking Williamette. You'll come out with three dicks."
Him "In a swimming pool"
Me "That is fucking stupid"
Him "I could go to Lincoln City and scuba dive."
Me "Thats fucking stupid. There are giant logs in the fucking ocean. There are signs all over the place to watch out for giant logs"
Him " I could scuba dive in the Columbia River."
Me "That is fucking stupid. What are you gonna look at fucking sturgeon. The sturgeon will fucking eat you"
Him "Well maybe I will take up sky diving.
Me "Thats fucking stupid. Why not get both fucking nipples pierced instead?"
(Cuz according to this sky diving dude, in Bakersfield, with one pierced nipple, its really fucking painful.)
The other day when I heard that on of the Duggar kid's was pregnant
It scared me, at first I thought it was the mom Duggar. Because that Duggar lady should quit having babies.
Her vagina is gonna fall out and she is gonna have to drag it around in a wagon.
A big red wagon, with wood slats...cuz that shits gonna need to breath
Her vagina is gonna fall out and she is gonna have to drag it around in a wagon.
A big red wagon, with wood slats...cuz that shits gonna need to breath
So my friend tells me
Remember that time I had to leave cuz I did too much nasal spray.
Thats just not something most people have too much of at my house.......
Thats just not something most people have too much of at my house.......
Friday, January 21, 2011
Can't they just live in the crawl space
i miss my son. He misses me too. I also miss my ma. Because missing my son leads me to wanting to call my ma. Which leads to no where, cuz I can't call my ma, because she died. Which leads to more shit. (prescription drugs kill folks)
Like I can't call my aunts cuz they don't know me like that. Which leads to me thinking about my granny....which leads to how I had different grandparents then my cousins did. They have Granny Muchmore stories, or Grandpa Ike stories. I have Granpa Hous and Grandmother Dyer stories. They were the best grandparents ever. Never treated me like I was someone else's kid.....Which leads me to Kyle is a senior, he is going to be leaving soon......
So....that is where my thoughts have lead me today. It all ends back up at, I miss my kid.
Can't they just live in the crawl space. I will drop down porn, Twizzlers and Sunny D.
I miss my kid. I also think watching Toy Story 3 8 times in four days didn't help the situation
Like I can't call my aunts cuz they don't know me like that. Which leads to me thinking about my granny....which leads to how I had different grandparents then my cousins did. They have Granny Muchmore stories, or Grandpa Ike stories. I have Granpa Hous and Grandmother Dyer stories. They were the best grandparents ever. Never treated me like I was someone else's kid.....Which leads me to Kyle is a senior, he is going to be leaving soon......
So....that is where my thoughts have lead me today. It all ends back up at, I miss my kid.
Can't they just live in the crawl space. I will drop down porn, Twizzlers and Sunny D.
I miss my kid. I also think watching Toy Story 3 8 times in four days didn't help the situation
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Ricky Gervais
was awesome at the Golden G Lobes. Hollywood takes themselves far to seriously. Its called a monologue. How dare someone insinuate that some "Scientologist" are gay, how dare him say Angelina and Johhny Depp's movie sucked. Apparently it did. The commercials sucked, so the movie probably did too. They seemed uncomfortable together.
Come on folks. You got Tom Cruise and John Travolta suing anyone that says they are gay, Liberace also sued when reports were made that he was gay.
Are they that scared and offended by gay people? It is not like they were called serial killers or or baby rapers. They said they were gay. If they are it is just sad. That they go to such extremes to hide it. It is safe to come out Tom. People really don't like you much since the whole jumping on the couch thing. So coming out would TOTALLY improve your image. http://www.sweatpantserection.com/tom-cruise-gay.html
I wonder if John is going to sue Carrie Fisher.....http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/John-Travolta-is-gay--Carrie-Fisher-says--adding:-Im-sorry-that-hes-uncomfortable-with-it/7840755
Come on folks. You got Tom Cruise and John Travolta suing anyone that says they are gay, Liberace also sued when reports were made that he was gay.
Are they that scared and offended by gay people? It is not like they were called serial killers or or baby rapers. They said they were gay. If they are it is just sad. That they go to such extremes to hide it. It is safe to come out Tom. People really don't like you much since the whole jumping on the couch thing. So coming out would TOTALLY improve your image. http://www.sweatpantserection.com/tom-cruise-gay.html
I wonder if John is going to sue Carrie Fisher.....http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/John-Travolta-is-gay--Carrie-Fisher-says--adding:-Im-sorry-that-hes-uncomfortable-with-it/7840755
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Hmm
People in Australia have lost their homes, people have died. A young boy said save my brother first then perished. I just watched an incredible rescue in Brazil, where whole families are buried in mud. Whats happening here...politicians are still trying to convince us that the shooting is the other sides fault.
Our politicians are truly out of touch.
Our politicians are truly out of touch.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Kraft macaroni and cheese dude
That kraft dude is a douchebag and we are glorifying his douchebaggary. The dude has 9 kids. He walked out on his ol' lady and left her with nine kids. Why?! So he could smoke the crack pipe. The dude didn't end up on drugs after he lost his job. He lost his job because he was on drugs. For you to loose a job on the radio because you are on drugs is pretty hard to do. The guy has a history. If you listen to the guys on the radio, they are telling us all about it.
People act like Kraft and the Cavaliers are doing a great thing by giving this fucker a job. They would be doing a great thing if they were sending his paychecks to his ex wife and kids.
America is fucked up. We reward douche bags then we blame politicians and a map for the actions of a madman.
The dudes mom didn't talk to him for thirty years. Why? Because he is a child abandoning douchebag. What about the old Kraft voice over dude? Whats he doing since a crack head stole his job?
People act like Kraft and the Cavaliers are doing a great thing by giving this fucker a job. They would be doing a great thing if they were sending his paychecks to his ex wife and kids.
America is fucked up. We reward douche bags then we blame politicians and a map for the actions of a madman.
The dudes mom didn't talk to him for thirty years. Why? Because he is a child abandoning douchebag. What about the old Kraft voice over dude? Whats he doing since a crack head stole his job?
Saturday, January 8, 2011
So I went to Fred Meyers today
on my way home from WinCo. Got salad and coffee. By the time I had got out the parking lot I was saying to myself....."Fuck you old man and all you mother fuckers in that mother fucking store".
Friday, January 7, 2011
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