He was going to take up scuba diving.
I said "Well that is fucking stupid! Where you gonna scuba dive in fucking Portland? The fucking Williamette. You'll come out with three dicks."
Him "In a swimming pool"
Me "That is fucking stupid"
Him "I could go to Lincoln City and scuba dive."
Me "Thats fucking stupid. There are giant logs in the fucking ocean. There are signs all over the place to watch out for giant logs"
Him " I could scuba dive in the Columbia River."
Me "That is fucking stupid. What are you gonna look at fucking sturgeon. The sturgeon will fucking eat you"
Him "Well maybe I will take up sky diving.
Me "Thats fucking stupid. Why not get both fucking nipples pierced instead?"
(Cuz according to this sky diving dude, in Bakersfield, with one pierced nipple, its really fucking painful.)
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