Weird

I saw on this chicks facebook status., "I am teaching my kids to be nice to everyone, Just like my mom taught me."  WHAT?!  You were like the meanest chick ever in Junior High and High School.  Like totally the meanest.  If your mama taught you to be nice, I hate to see what your idea of mean is, because your idea of nice, was being crazy mean.

Since Kyle got a job, there seems to be more change, in the change jar.

Well...

I tried to watch "the Talk".  Not all into it.  The first time I heard of it, I thought, great more babbln' bitches.  I know some bitches that need a talk show.  Yah, me over here.  Me and my girls, we can talk some shit, some funny shit.  These chicks suck rocks!

I would like a talk show with white trash moms.   We would have to be on late at night.

My husband told me

He was going to take up scuba diving.
I said "Well that is fucking stupid!  Where you gonna scuba dive in fucking Portland?  The fucking Williamette.  You'll come out with three dicks."
Him "In a swimming pool"
Me "That is fucking stupid"
Him "I could go to Lincoln City and scuba dive."
Me "Thats fucking stupid.  There are giant logs in the fucking ocean. There are signs all over the place to watch out for giant logs"
Him " I could scuba dive in the Columbia River."
Me  "That is fucking stupid.  What are you gonna look at fucking sturgeon. The sturgeon will fucking eat you"
Him  "Well maybe I will take up sky diving.
Me "Thats fucking stupid.  Why not get both fucking nipples pierced instead?"
(Cuz according to this sky diving dude, in Bakersfield, with one pierced nipple, its really fucking painful.)

The other day when I heard that on of the Duggar kid's was pregnant

It scared me, at first I thought it was the mom Duggar. Because that Duggar lady should quit having babies.

Her vagina is gonna fall out and she is gonna have to drag it around in a wagon.
A big red wagon, with wood slats...cuz that shits gonna need to breath

So my friend tells me

Remember that time I had to leave cuz I did too much nasal spray.


Thats just not something most people have too much of at my house.......

Can't they just live in the crawl space

i miss my son. He misses me too. I also miss my ma. Because missing my son leads me to wanting to call my ma. Which leads to no where, cuz I can't call my ma, because she died. Which leads to more shit. (prescription drugs kill folks)

Like I can't call my aunts cuz they don't know me like that. Which leads to me thinking about my granny....which leads to how I had different grandparents then my cousins did. They have Granny Muchmore stories, or Grandpa Ike stories. I have Granpa Hous and Grandmother Dyer stories. They were the best grandparents ever. Never treated me like I was someone else's kid.....Which leads me to Kyle is a senior, he is going to be leaving soon......

So....that is where my thoughts have lead me today. It all ends back up at, I miss my kid.

Can't they just live in the crawl space. I will drop down porn, Twizzlers and Sunny D.

I miss my kid. I also think watching Toy Story 3 8 times in four days didn't help the situation

Ricky Gervais

was awesome at the Golden G Lobes. Hollywood takes themselves far to seriously. Its called a monologue. How dare someone insinuate that some "Scientologist" are gay, how dare him say Angelina and Johhny Depp's movie sucked. Apparently it did. The commercials sucked, so the movie probably did too. They seemed uncomfortable together.

Come on folks. You got Tom Cruise and John Travolta suing anyone that says they are gay, Liberace also sued when reports were made that he was gay.

Are they that scared and offended by gay people? It is not like they were called serial killers or or baby rapers. They said they were gay. If they are it is just sad. That they go to such extremes to hide it. It is safe to come out Tom. People really don't like you much since the whole jumping on the couch thing. So coming out would TOTALLY improve your image. http://www.sweatpantserection.com/tom-cruise-gay.html

I wonder if John is going to sue Carrie Fisher.....http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/John-Travolta-is-gay--Carrie-Fisher-says--adding:-Im-sorry-that-hes-uncomfortable-with-it/7840755

Hmm

People in Australia have lost their homes, people have died. A young boy said save my brother first then perished. I just watched an incredible rescue in Brazil, where whole families are buried in mud. Whats happening here...politicians are still trying to convince us that the shooting is the other sides fault.

Our politicians are truly out of touch.

Kraft macaroni and cheese dude

That kraft dude is a douchebag and we are glorifying his douchebaggary. The dude has 9 kids. He walked out on his ol' lady and left her with nine kids. Why?! So he could smoke the crack pipe. The dude didn't end up on drugs after he lost his job. He lost his job because he was on drugs. For you to loose a job on the radio because you are on drugs is pretty hard to do. The guy has a history. If you listen to the guys on the radio, they are telling us all about it.

People act like Kraft and the Cavaliers are doing a great thing by giving this fucker a job. They would be doing a great thing if they were sending his paychecks to his ex wife and kids.

America is fucked up. We reward douche bags then we blame politicians and a map for the actions of a madman.

The dudes mom didn't talk to him for thirty years. Why? Because he is a child abandoning douchebag. What about the old Kraft voice over dude? Whats he doing since a crack head stole his job?

So I went to Fred Meyers today

on my way home from WinCo. Got salad and coffee. By the time I had got out the parking lot I was saying to myself....."Fuck you old man and all you mother fuckers in that mother fucking store".

I try to think, but nothn' happens