Freedom

So Erica and I are sitting with my neighbor, she has cancer and is on hospice. We were watching the cat play in a box, in her case listening to the cat. She sits with her eyes closed a lot. She opens one eye looks at me and says. 'You know when your eating Pussy and it gets all slippery. Like way too slippery. I hate that. I was doing that for a one of my girl friends one time. Bitch was slippery' Then went back to sitting there with her eyes closed smoking her cigarette.  It was AWESOME!

Beiber Fever

Enough with this Justin Bieber fever bullshit.  With his hair blown all swooshy.  All gay and shit with his pretend girl friend.  In twenty years he'll be an addict and all wigged out from pretending like he is straight, and shit.  Like Leif Garret and shit.

Cancer

I was thinking today about all the people around me suffering from cancer, seems to be at record levels amongst friends and family.  It made me think of working for Farmer's insurance.  Best policy I ever wrote.  Twenty year old kid.  Just getting started in life, fighting skin cancer.   He had bought a 1967 Mustang, bad ass car, he was so excited.  I remember shaking his hand and his skin was coming off like a sunburn.  He died shortly after he got that car.  When he left I told him to drive the hell out of that car. The kids reminded me of Grant

Williamette Weekly endorses Hale for Mayor

Willamette Weekly didn't endorse that CRAZY bitch from Whole Foods for Mayor. I am shocked....and a little giddy. Figured they would for sure support her. Stranger things have happened, but not many. Her commercial where she talks about opening a family friendly market. More like an over priced granola trap. I was so disappointed in the gluten free selections they offered. There was not much more then is offered at Freddy's. Plus tomatoes really are 4.99 a pound there.

There has got to be something better than this

Because these fucking contacts totally suck ass man.  When I take them out they totally hurt.  You know like when you get something in your eye and you can't get it out.  You can't open your eyes and the pain is so intense.  That is what it feels like when I take off these fucking' contacts.  If I ice them down it helps a little.  But fuck that shit...it is just stupid.  But on the bright side.  I can see really good with them on.

Kony Rage

I find it interesting so few people knew of the Children Soldiers.   Been going on forever folks.  While we got our Starbucks.  OH MY!  Now the outrage from the Politically oblivious people of America.  Wake up and pay attention people.  There are poor people in America and atrocities are happening all over the world. You guys were just fine yesterday before you found out.  You guys will be just fine tomorrow.  Your five minute outrage is amusing. 

You know the Occupiers look silly compared to the Protestors in lets say Syria, who are getting killed for protesting. You guys are so silly! Rational people don't support the Occupiers. Because protest like this are going on elsewhere. Where there is truly no freedom. 27 killed as police beat protestors. You know they were never drug out of their homes, after their parents were killed and forced to fight with their murderers. 

 http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/18/us-syria-idUSBRE8280G820120318

Freedom

So Erica and I are sitting with my neighbor, she has cancer and is on hospice. We were watching the cat play in a box, in her case listening to the cat. She sits with her eyes closed a lot. She opens one eye and says. 'You know when your eating Pussy and it gets all slippery. Like way too slippery. I hate that. I was doing that for a one of my girl friends one time. Bitch was slippery' then went back to sitting there with her eyes closed smoking her cigarette.

We got people still in prison for possessing weed in the 80's .  While tweekers are in and out of jail over night.   Multnomah County Jail is like a revolving door for tweekers.  They should be sentenced like the 80's for posessing meth.  Makes no sense

Last night

While getting a beverage Kyle says, 'Ma why don't you make me some nice buttered toast?'  I said, 'I'll bring you two pieces of white bread and you can shut the fuck up.'

Right now Idon't like these contacts.  I feel as if I have been rubbing my eyes with fine grit sand paper.  I took them out at 4 and I am still very uncomfortable. My head is pounding.  But I can see really good.

I take my son with me to get my contacts today

Cuz I need someone to read the directions and watch Nolie.  Next time I am just going to give the directions to Nolie and look back yelling, show me the directions Nolie,while he waves them in the air, in Portland traffic, coming off Ross Island Bridge.  It would just be easier.  Totally made the circle thru the same neighborhood twice on the way there and on the way out., but we did find hooker street.  Which was a BONUS!!!

Cartlandia

The Councilmen that said Cartlandia was in a crime ridden area made it sound like a drug haven. There are a lot of good families in SE Portland. My kids grew up here right down the street from Cartlandia. Both of my boys are US Soldiers. Both graduates of Marshall. My youngest placed 10th in state for golf representing Marshall last year, he graduated in the last Marshall class. I was disappointed in how he referred to the area. I have never seen any homeless tweekers at Cartlandia. But go down to the sting or Tired feet they are catering to the meth heads. There are a lot of good people who can handle having a few drinks. We need a place to go in SE that is not a strip club or caters to the tweekers. The city has ignored the meth problem that has plagued our area. The bridge beavers are allowed to freely offer their beaver pelt up for sale on the Harney bridge. But tax paying citizens can't have drinks outside. When the bums can drink Thunderbird under the bridge right by my house. What is the fine Councilman prepared to do about that?

Dear Hollywood,

Wanna save Darfur?  Hire some FUCKING mercenaries.  Instead of throwing your money at groups that are 'Saving Darfur.'   They aren't saving anyone.  Muslims are practicing genocide against Non-Muslims.  The UN and Worlds leaders stand by and watch. 

If Angelina and Brad really wanna make a difference, put some Veterans to work.......Save Darfur

So, we see this tweeker chick yesterday....me and Erica.  She was shuffling down the road, cigarette hanging out of the corner of her mouth.  She has on green velvet skirt with a big ASS hole in it, nice black sweatery thingy, grey beanie and Birkenstocks.  Girl was tweeked out her skull.  Maybe 23 years old, just a young thing.  Young for the tweekers you see around here.

 I see her and start saying..."Look at this one.  Looky at this one Erica.  Erica.  Look Dammit! Erica look at this tweeker!"  Finally, she looked up from her IPhone....the tweeker chick stops and stares in a truck window, all woobln' back and forth, cigarette still hanging out her mouth.(she totally looked like that Carol Burnett character)  Backed up from the truck, started fumbling in her purse.  I backed up to take pictures, of course.  Was also gonna ask her what the hell she was doing.  The whole time Erica is saying "Dani!  What the hell is she doing?  Oh my gawd, what the hell is she doing"   She was planning on stealing from the truck, or calling to have someone steal the truck.  There was a guy standing across the street, watching her the whole time too.  He called her over and told her to get lost.  Pointed put that everyone could see her.  I was gonna tell her she wasn't fucking invisible. Actually, I was hoping that I was gonna be able to let Erica out the car to go talk to her.  It was funny.  She had no idea any of this was going on around her, she thought she was invisible.  She just thought she would steal from that truck and keep going.

tweeker dude

There is this tweeker homeless dude in the hood.  He has been around since we moved here.  Never have seen him in our neighborhood though. I SAW HIM IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!  I refer to him as mother fucker, pretty sure he calls me that too.  He has a big black beard.  I see him in front of 7-11 and he will talk to me.  I tell him "Don't talk to me mother fucker! Why the fuck are you talking to me, mother fucker?"   Kyle and I saw him on 82nd this morning.  I said "Dude, there's that fucking tweeker."  He didn't even look up, "The one you have the special relationship with?"  I just laughed.  I have embarrassed my kids on more than one occasion calling that dude a mother fucker.  You know, the mortified mom, said under their breath.

But anyways, he is in my hood.  Getting into a van, with a man in a tan sweater vest wearing a skally hat.  It was weird.  I was wondering if the old guy liked getting blow jobs from homeless hairy dudes.  'Mother Fucker' just walked up, got in the van.  It seemed like a regular thing.  They were happy to see each other.  This guy is tweeked out his skull.  He totally just wanders the streets.  He must be at the top of the tweeker food chain.  To have survived for 12 years that I know of. The dude will be standing on the side of the road with his hand's down his pant, underwear black with dirt hanging out of his pants.  I like that my son refers to our relationship as special.

I did notice that Cap'n is gone.  He was an old dude, obviously had done some time hard time in the military.  Stood outside the 7-11 asking for change and such.  Looked like a wore out tweeken/alcoholic Popeye.  Never gave him anyone money.   He was all ways there bobbn' from side to side, saluting as you walked by, leaning against his can.  He may have been drunker than cooter brown, tweeked out his skull, but he always smiled with that one tooth stickn' out his mouth.  I miss Cap'n.

See...I don't hate all homeless tweekers.

Jenny

So my son has this chick that shows up every once in a while.  We call her Jenny, not her real name.  She shows up every once in a while, cuddles and kisses him, gets his hopes up.  Then a bad boy will roll up and whisk her away.  Well....Jenny is here today.  My son cleaned his room, even moved the bed and vacuumed, dusted..  Tried to wash 2 blankets, a sheet, a pillow and 4 pillow cases in one load.  Caused a small earthquake and made me run.

Jenny came in and my dog Woody growled at her.  I told my husband....'Woody does not like Jenny.  Jenny is scared of Woody.  Mama says....maybe Woody knows something bout Jenny'. .....Now read it in your Forrest Gump voice.

I just don't care about the drama. Lets get on with it. FUCK!!!! It matters so little. If we died tomorrow the bullshit would not matter. Ther4e are people dieing and you want drama.