There has got to be something better than this

Because these fucking contacts totally suck ass man.  When I take them out they totally hurt.  You know like when you get something in your eye and you can't get it out.  You can't open your eyes and the pain is so intense.  That is what it feels like when I take off these fucking' contacts.  If I ice them down it helps a little.  But fuck that shit...it is just stupid.  But on the bright side.  I can see really good with them on.