Friday, April 27, 2012

Cancer

I was thinking today about all the people around me suffering from cancer, seems to be at record levels amongst friends and family.  It made me think of working for Farmer's insurance.  Best policy I ever wrote.  Twenty year old kid.  Just getting started in life, fighting skin cancer.   He had bought a 1967 Mustang, bad ass car, he was so excited.  I remember shaking his hand and his skin was coming off like a sunburn.  He died shortly after he got that car.  When he left I told him to drive the hell out of that car. The kids reminded me of Grant

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Williamette Weekly endorses Hale for Mayor

Willamette Weekly didn't endorse that CRAZY bitch from Whole Foods for Mayor. I am shocked....and a little giddy. Figured they would for sure support her. Stranger things have happened, but not many. Her commercial where she talks about opening a family friendly market. More like an over priced granola trap. I was so disappointed in the gluten free selections they offered. There was not much more then is offered at Freddy's. Plus tomatoes really are 4.99 a pound there.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

There has got to be something better than this

Because these fucking contacts totally suck ass man.  When I take them out they totally hurt.  You know like when you get something in your eye and you can't get it out.  You can't open your eyes and the pain is so intense.  That is what it feels like when I take off these fucking' contacts.  If I ice them down it helps a little.  But fuck that shit...it is just stupid.  But on the bright side.  I can see really good with them on.