So, I walked into the bar last night.  This black dude named Leroy jumped up and yelled.  Girl you smell good.  Will you be my girl friend. You really, really smell good.
 I think I might be dating Leroy, now.  He was very nice and very cute.  We talked chatted for a while.  Then I met a dude named Todd.  He wants to 'hook up' 
Such is my life as a sexual dynamo.  I was wearing a visor , blue  camouflage shorts and a sweatshirt.  Looing like a scrub.  I might should go out like that more often.      

I also blew a .04 on the breathalyzer.  The bar has one.  I didn't get a free ride in a police car.
It cost two dollars.  So after three Bellini's and 10 pixie stix in six hours.  I was still legal to drive.