I'm not dating anyone.  But, I do have a following.  Espicelly amongst the straight girls.  Couples want me to come home with them.  Gay men and 24 year olds boys, want to make out wih me. Married  women want me to downlow them.

 It's kind of an eclectic group thats attracted to me.  This is even with a broken  tooth.  I don't know what its all about   It's kinda always been that way.  Not that I'm having sex with these eclectic people.  But, there's been some crazy shit go down.  Especially in bathrooms.  Weird shit happens to me in bathrooms.

My friend told me.  I thought you would only attract rednecks with that broken tooth.  Nope.  People want me.  It's a curse.