Friday, May 15, 2015

Why are people in their 20's. So damn attracted?

Should I fix my tooth?

Or does it give me character?

I get various responses. 

Some people HATE IT.  Some people find it gives me character.  And for some reason some people think its overwhelmingly sexy.  So sexy they have to hump on me.  In various states of dress.
24 and 25 year old men and women.  Find me quite attractive.

A 25 year old, fast food assistant manager. Humped my leg. Told me how sexy I was.  We were playing shuffle board.  He was a real cutie.

I told him,
'Dude! 
I am 47 years old. 
I am missing half a front tooth. 
You are my SON'S age.
What the hell is wrong with you?' 

Same night.  A 28 year old.  Put the moves on me.  I told him the same thing.  EWWWWWEEEEE!  Creeps me out.

Lots of people are strangely attracted to me.  I have this weird following.    Some are straight women. Girl, straight girls really like me.

 I just saying something.  Because, its gotten kind a weird lately.  It doesn't seem to matter what age. Or if I'm missing half a front tooth. I have a few friends who can vouch for me.  Some friend, who have felt said attraction. And were surprised by it.   One friend had even place a bet.  On how many people at some event.  Would like me.

I'm not complaining.  I haven't done it with any of them.   Sometimes. Married chicks message me on facebook.  Telling me what they want to do to me.  Some don't even introduce themselves.  RUDE!.....I'm not into married anyone.  This is West Texas.  I'm not trying to get shot.

Also, weird things happen to me in the bathroom.  I get to see lots of boobs.  People just want to show them to me.  I don't ask or anything.  Well, maybe once or twice I asked.  One lil' 5 foot woman in her 60's.  Told me I was a long tall drink of water.  Then rubbed my butt.

One time at the strip club.......I have some crazy pheromones

My friend told me.  I thought you'd only attract rednecks with that tooth.







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