Well this was my first Christmas without William. He has been at his dads once or twice. But this time he is in Korea and I know he won't be back in a week. It is really bumming me out. Plus he didn't receive his gift from us yet. Which really bums me out even more

Kyle has been gone every day except Christmas Day. So Christmas has bummed me out this year. Not even looking forward to partying down on New Years eve.

Whats a pig doing in the kitchen.......Bakin'

George Lopez is a kidney stealing bitch

Says that he is going to run for LA mayor in 8 years. He said if Arnold could do it so can he. George is a kidney stealing asshole. I can't even stand to watch him on tv. Run George Run...away from this idea as fast as you can. You are an actor. A bad actor at that. Why does these ego inflated assholes think it is a good idea for them to run for any kind political office?

North Korea. Seriously?! Do you want me and my crazy angry ass friends to come over there.? 85% of us are Texan, so maybe you wanna think about that. One or two of them are red heads....just sayn'.

Cats don't give a fuck, as long as they get tuna. If they get tuna, they are happy all day. If they don't, they sit on the counter and stare at you! its freaky man!

Sorry bout this one I was drunk

You stroll through life and you meet people. But there are others that you meet that touch you. That show immeasurable strength. I look at myself and wonder where the strength came from at such a young age. Why all the heartbreak so young? Why do we suffer such heartbreak? Why do some give in? For a young kid, I had a lot of anger, so much frustration and confusion. There were a lot of times I wanted to give in, give up. But never did. Why didn't I? What in me made me different from those that did give up? Don't give up...It gets better.

My brother and I never gave up. My brother is fucked up. People in my family look at my brother and ask what is wrong with him. What went wrong? Why is he fucked up? I want to ask them seriously, what the hell do you think went wrong? I mean seriously. You gotta help kids. Kids need us. Other wise they are all fucked up.

the smell reminded me of caramel corns, mary janes and marshmallows......wth a hint of cayenne pepper.

Who ever writes this blog sounds drunk.

I use to go to church camp every summer, Ceta Canyon, Canyon Texas. There was this blond dude there. he had the greatest curly blonde hair. We were church camp buddies for lie three years in a row, he played the drums. He was gay I knew he was gay. I didn't care. The forth year I went back to camp. I was so excited to see him, I couldn't wait. I looked around, he wasn't there. . They announced at the beginning of camp, that he had died. It totally sucked.

I also had a step brother. I never got to meet him. I was away from my birth family while he was a part of it. He was gay. He killed himself, before I got to meet him. He killed himself. He was really young when he did. i think we would of been the best of friends. It seems as far back as I could remember I had a best friend that was gay. Wheteher they knew it or not, I always did.

Why are people hung up on who is gay, who is straight? Why do politicians make us hate each other over stupid shit like that? We don't hate each other. John Kerry doesn't hate George Bush. Hillary Clinton doesn't hate John McCain. But for some reason these slippery fuckers convince us to hate each other.

If you volunteer to kill people in the name of your country.

Who cares if you go home and eat pussy, or go home and suck dick.

There have been gays in our military since our country was founded. Gay is not a new thing. It has been around forever.

China has made its money off the back of peasants, who only want to put food in their mouths. Communist bastards.

Touch my junk,,,I'll call the cops.

That dude is an ass. Get line get your body scan, get patted down and take off you damn shoes.

It wasn't even a month ago that we had bombs on American soil. That was a foiled terrorist attack. Did you people know that? People are trying to blow Americans the fuck up. They are apparently doing it using airplanes. They took down these two big towers. This one a-hole snuck on an airplane with a bomb in his shoe. Yah crazy huh?

Did you know there are WHITE PEOPLE in AlQuada. Yah really white males in AlQuada. Pat down all of them for all I care. If anyone complains too much, take em in the back do a cavity search.

That asshole pretty much shut down the airport. He fucked with all the people waiting to board their flights. He fucked with lil old ladies, wearing depends waiting on American Airlines to take them to Arizona. He fucked with parents toting around grumpy ass little kids.

Come the fuck on people get a grip. So they pat you down and touch your junk. At least you ain't all blown up and shit. next were gonna have t-shirts and a rap song

Don't touch my junk or I'll call the cops. That TSA worker doesn't wanna touch your junk anymore then you want to touch theirs. You think your junk is more special then the next guys? They pretty much all look the same. maybe he has afraid of popping a boner. Shut the fuck up and quit acting like a pussy, get on the airplane. Quit fucking with people who paid for tickets and wanna get the fuck on the airplane. GAWD!!!!

She is not just a bitch....

.......she is a bitch cunt hybrid.

I only exercise in case I have to wrestle a bear. You never know when you will walkout the house and find on inyour car. It happened here in Oregon. Google it. It also comes in handy at the BGP. Some leather clad bear comes up and wants to wrestle on the twister mat. You gotta be prepared.

Mom

I has been 5 years since my ma passed away. There is not a day that I don't think about her. At least once a week I pick up the phone to dial her number.

I don't just mourn my moms death. I mourn every second I was separated from her. Every experience we were not allowed to share. I mourned every skinned knee, every tooth lost, every holiday, every birthday. I mourned her from the age of 4 to 21 years old. When I did fnd her. I mourned for the love she never could really show me.

I also fell anger at her for abandoning me. I fell angry with her because of all those missed experiences. I was just a little kid.

I have mourned for her for all my life. . Wonder how that feels. Mourning someone for fourty years. Mourning them alone. Mourning them in a house where you were not allowed to mention their name. See a picture of them. Try that one for size.

What happened to me was not my fault. It seems to me I am just a reminder for something people don't want to be reminded of..

That is REALLY FUCKED UP

Personally I can not support a business, a union, a group, a coffee shop or a French owned crap store. A French owned crap store that has a CEO that supports killing gays.

He thinks it is okay to kill Brad, Neal, Joseph, Elton, Shea, David, Sabrina, Ms Bolivia and Robert?

In this day to support candidate who supports killing Johnny, Jose, Chris and Randall. I mean your kidding me right.

Would you support a union or corporation that gave money to the Klan? How about a group that supports rounding up the Jews and exterminate them?

Who on any side of the political fence, could support a company, that has a CEO. A CEO who gave money to a candidate, that supports killing Brad, Neal, Joseph, Elton, Shea, David, Sabrina, Ms Bolivia, Jose, Chris, Johnny, Robert and Randall. I love these people. They have all touched my life in one way or another.

Take a look at your friends list. How may gay, lesbian, bi or trans gender friends do you have?How many friends hide the fact that they are gay, lesbian, bi or trans gender? Is it okay for someone to kill them? I MEAN REALLY?! If its not then don't shop at Target. It is after all....our prerogative.

Target sucked before they did this. Now they just suck harder.

Apparently Target is not owned by the French. But they are still a crap store.

Do you gotta get hit in the head with a penis to know your getting screwed.......

Do you gotta get hit in the head with a penis to know your getting screwed?

It is a Muslim tradition to build a Mosque to celebrate their greatest victories. The Imam who will run the Mosque in New York supports the Taliban. Osama Bin Laden blew up the World Trade Center. The Taliban hid Osama Bin Laden.

Who is building this Mosque?

That is all.

McNuggets are hell of good

Since when is it appropriate to give someone the beat down of chicken McNuggets. What has happened to mankind? Why are people so angry?

I can't even see how someone could get that angry over McNuggets. I mean McNuggets are hell of good. But not beat down good. I can't think of anything that is beat down good.

K MART shoes

Why do they put four stripes on the fake Adidas? Just leave the stripes off. Putting the four stripes you leave the kid wide open forgetting thier ass kicked.

My son is going over seas soon. I told him we needed to get Skype. So me and his dad can call him up when we've been all drinkn' and tell him how much we miss him. He'll totally love it.

Reunion time.........

I went to my High School reunion a couple of weeks a go. Saw people I have known since moving to Midland in the 3rd grade.

Some of these people had once made me feel insecure. Strangely seeing them made me feel overwhelmingly happy. Most everyone had grown and changed so much. In high school I was fairly shy. Shit my whole child hood I was shy. Hard to believe I know. Considering the loud, boisterous, outspoken, caring, intelligent and unbelievably down to earth wife and mother I am today.

Friday night was the first night of the reunion. Saw old friends and deepened new friendships. We raised money for a dear friend who has had just one too many thing to deal with this year. (she kept me up til 5:00am) I talked joked, laughed and teared up with friends. I danced half the night, played with man titties, played with girl titties,(sorry for those who just grimaced) slapped some ass. I actually got called a hater by some dude from Chicago. I am not a hater. DUH!! I flipped him off. Which was weird.......back in the day I would of gotten in his face and personally introduced him to my finger. Told him my fingers name and shit mannn. Shout out to Holly Jo.

Anyways we closed the place down. It was an awesome night. Picked up some crazy drunk girl, gave her a ride home. Sober, but vision impaired Edna drove us to IHop. This GIRL kept trying to steal my boots all night. Now we were in Ihop and she was still aiming for my boots. I was rockn the ostrich skin Larry Mahan boots.

Saturday at 8:30 after going to bed at 6:00am. I woke up to Lynne standing over me and asking "what time did you bitches get home". Then proceeded to lay in the living room floor wanting my mommy and having a come to Jesus moment. Since Edna would not cuddle with me......I was feeling especially vulnerable. Went shoppin with Lynne. Who is way faster then me even with a knee brace. Hung out at the cocktail party at Lynne's.

That night festivities were at the Shack in the back. This is where I realized someone I had hope changed and was really excited to see. Had totally remained the same gossipy judgementsal person and it saddened me.

But back to the fun stuff. Midland had two high schools. Lee and Midland High. I went to Lee. We had the reunion with both schools. Which was a great idea.

I made some new friends from the "other" high school. Shit made new friends from my high school. Then I danced the rest of the night. Gave Ms. Edna a lap dance or four. Yah she liked it. Danced with Red most the night. She is an awesome dancer. So is Stacy as a matter or fact. That bitch can get down. Enjoyed slow dancing with Katy. She let me lead. Brad however insisted on leading. I think I kept stepping on his toes. I kept poor Tama, V, Rose and Lyn (lee high school Lyn) running back and forth to the dance floor. All and all it was an awesome evening. Enjoyed hanging with all the girl and boys. Explained to a friend that I was a Republicrat. Thats half hippie half Republican. We also closed that joint down.

Then I headed to WhataBurger with the ladies. On they way there I told them all how attractive I found them. Then everything coming out of my mouth after that sounded just wrong. They know I love them all. We met a nice young black fella along the way. We get to WhataBurger. Cindy and Sonya were there, AND SO WAS THE NICE YOUNG BLACK FELLA, can you believe it?! CRAZY!! I am pretty sure I told Cindy, Sonya and their husbands how attractive I found them.

When we came in there was this poor guy with toilet paper on his boot. So I asked, him after some encouragement from the peanut gallery "what was up with the toilet paper". The visit to WhataBurger was quite the adventure. People kept saying "shhh your going to get us kicked out". But they all kept laughing. I think they were enjoying themselves. On the way out I bid a fond "BYE MOTHER FUCKERS" to the whole place. Then I had to stand there, cuz Red was holding the doors closed.

All and all it was quite the adventure. I even stayed at a the "Midland high" house. I was the only girl from Lee. They even let me in with my cool ass "who let the Dawgs out and why" shirt on. It was a great time, made awesome memories. It was bitter sweet leaving all those mother fuckers behind. Because quite frankly I love those mother fuckers.

Oh yeah did I mention alimony titties. AWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEEE! (you know how I am about titties)

I didn't get to golf with Ms Brenda. I am hoping she will come see me. Hint Hint

PLEASE!!!

IF YOU ARE "NOT INTO POLITICS".

IF YOU "NOT IN TO THE NEWS"

PLEASE FOR GOD'S DON'T VOTE

NOT EVERYONE SHOULD VOTE.

JUST LIKE THERE HAS TO BE A CHILD LEFT BEHIND.
*(OTHERWISE WHO IS GOING TO PUMP OUR GAS).

NOT EVERYONE SHOULD VOTE. IF YOU ARE NOT EDUCATED ON THE GOINGS ON IN THE WORLD. THEN PLEASE DON'T VOTE.

This is what has us gotten us into this situation. Soccer moms and gay men voted for Obama because he was cute. He was bringing us change. Change my ass.

Rahm Emanuel. He is creepy. Kind of.....down right scarey. Just sayn'

I am not diggn' this CHANGE!

*People in Oregon aren't allowed to pump their own gas. It is too dangerous. We have to let the kid that PPS left behind pump it.

Next sentence please.

There the couple stood. In front of the full length mirror. Nekkid as jaybirds. Drunker then cooter brown.

See earlier post

You know when he didn't show it made me physically ill.
When I get really stressed out or upset I throw up.

When my step dad died. I totally threw up in front of my brother n laws house. It totally grossed him out. It was way after the fact. I am sure he went out there and washed the gutter. Shit I had to barf somewhere. Better then in the car. It was like 4 am.

Anyways.

Didn't throw up. Because I will totally try my hardest not to throw up. Cuz I hate throwing up. But, I seriously needed to throw up. I was all gagging and shit.

Now go back to eating your lunch

I the paparazzi following me around when I was Lyndsay Lohan's age. Dr. Drew and Dr. Phil would of moved in with me. I could not imagine having those people documenting everything I did. Especially at her age. I was having a really good time. I am sure there would of been some pictures of me on the front page of the Enquirer.

Ol' Willie

Willie Nelson is proof that at some age you REALLY should quit smoking weed.

Ok so

My brother has been calling me for a couple of weeks telling me he is coming to visit. So yesterday he calls me like 6 times. The last time he calls me was at 4 o'clock pm his time. Had to be at the airport at 4. He would call me when he landed.

His girlfriends mom had booked the flight, so he thought it landed at 11:30. My son and I got on line to see what flights were landing at PDX between 11 and 12. Found one that was 10 minutes late, coming in at 11:58. We figured that was the flight. We leave the house at 12:08. We are only 10 minuts fromthe airport. We were giving him enough time to grab his luggage and meet us out front. We looked for like an hour. Making the circle. He's was not there. He hasn't answered his phone since 4 o'clock his time. So I figure he is on the plane.

I hadn't talked to my brother much for about three years. We weren't on the best of terms. He lies a lot. I knew he did. But I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. Yet again it turns out he hasn't changed. He is still the same.

It makes me want to vomit. Who does that to a person? He is a fucking, fuck.

I have called him and text him. Still no response.

My ex SIL said he was put upon this earth to for one purpose. To show me that my kind of crazy..... is a good crazy.

If

I had a penis I would name it Mufasa

Got this from Mr Trey Barker

"Ok, so my new book, The Cancer Chronicles, is now available! It's a collection of all of the cancerous blog posts, in a single, handy-to-carry and easy-to-read format. Travel on over to the website and you'll see it and where it can be found."

Go to the website and order it. It will also be available soon at Amazon and Barnes & Nobles.

http://www.treyrbarker.com/category/the-cancer-chronicles/

There is an excerpt from Cancer Chronicles for you to check out. Go buy it don't dilly dally.

SOOOOOO I decided the other day. If I start going bald. I'm gonna get an addadicktome. Because I really don't wanna be a bald headed old chick with a moustache.

I have a cousin tha thad a sex change. He is like a short bald dude now.

NANCY PELOSI IS 70! She has 70 year old bats in her belfry.

There he stood in his Wal-Mart Levi's

I think ......I might be attracted to Hoda, in a sexual way. Just sayn'. Its weird.
I am feeling pretty comfortable about it though. She is an attractive woman. Not like I got the hots for Susan Bowers.

I find it

interesting the people who walk into our lives. People who we never thought would be giving us support and becoming our friends. You never know where thekind words and support are going to come from. People we kind of knew in the past, that walk back in to our lives. Its a good thing. Thank you guys for being who you are and being there for me. It means so much to me.


I am having a hard time with my first born leaving the nest. He joined the army. Its not like he went off to college and will be home with laundry this weekend.

I am so proud of him and miss him with all my heart.

Why yes. I am picturing you nekkid.........

This is the eye thing I have

https://health.google.com/health/ref/Keratoconus

Wallet Thief. This is a post from my old blog. Wanted to share it.

Wallet Thief

So Erica and I were at the Wal Mart last Friday. And this midget lady running by. I We were all like whoa look at the lil midget lady running, Whats up with that? She starts screaming help he stole my wallet. Erica and I looked at each other and say "Its a wallet thief". (cuz we had just been talking about wallet thieves on the way to Wal Mart and we were a lil high.....;) The midget was gettin no where fast. Cuz she had these lil short legs. I looked at Erica and said you go get her wallet your younger then me. But she couldn't she had on sandals and I had on my cool ass pink vans. So I took off running after the dude. Erica followed to make sure nothing happened to me.

I passed up the midget lady and started across Otty road. Otty road is freaknup hill. I was almost hit by a mini truck on of those old Subaru brats, which I thought was way weird to see.

It was totally like a movie. I ran up Otty road. And yelled at the Pick up that almost hit me to block the guy. They did. I ran up grabbed him by the collar spun him around. I told him give me the wallet mother fucker. He said "I'm sorry sir". I told him "I'm a fucking ma'am bitch". He said"I just needed the money because I'm hungry". I told him "SHUT the Fuck up you need the money for meth". I yanked the wallet out of his hand. And told him "give me her money back too fucker". He handed it over I turned around went back to Wal Mart. Gave the midget chick her money back. Got in my Volvo Wagon with Erica and we went straight to the booze store.

It had been a really long time since I ran like that. It is a good thing I was wearing my cool mo dee pink checkered vans instead of my flip flops. Or else I would of had to catch that dude bare footed.

It was like the cape crusader and shit man.

True story. Ask Erica

Not much to say

about this cept.  GURL I GOTTA GO GET VAGDAZZLED.  Maybe specially for myhigh school reunion.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/36266

So my friend tells me

Remember that time I had to leave cuz I did too much nasal spray.

Thats just not something most people have too much of at my house.......

Tweekers

We should build a giant catapult. And for every illegal immigrant that comes across the border from Mexico we should fling two tweekers into Mexico. Give them some Sudafed and a bucket. They'll be fine.

The weather is warm there and they can live outdoors and do meth with no problem what so ever. And the Mexican drug dealers wouldn't have to go to the trouble of sneaking their drugs into the US.

Gum it baby gum it

Why do we have to pay for tweekers medical treatment? Did you know that the city of Portland paid to have a tweeker who had already had three open heart surgeries(that we paid for) to be airlifted from Lincolin CIty to Portland for medical care. She chooses to keep doing crystal meth. But we are responsible for repairing and providing up keep for the body she chooses to destroy? If a person chooses to destroy their body why do we the hard working tax payers have to pay for its repair.

But yet our schools need money and our kids aren't learning.? But hey tweeken Susie needs new teeth. Tweeken Pete has a bad heart. Why because of meth, because of their personall choices?

Why are our kids not learning because we oay for these peoples up keep. And their speed. We give them all food stamps which they trade for speed. then they go get food from the food bank cuz they done traded their food stamps for meth. So we pay for the up keep and their meth.

What the Hell does a tweeker need new teeth for? They are usually homeless and wandering ther streets turning tricks for cash to buy more meth. They don't need teeth for turning tricks. Plus after they get the teeth they continue to use meth, which continues to eat away at their gums so then they need new teeth cuz their teeth don't fit no more.
Then when we repair their heart and they keep doing more meth so then what do we do pay for a heart transplant. So they can destroy that heart too? It is just stupid to pay for the up keep of people who are destroying themselves!

It is a viscous cycle that is a huge money pit. The gov't want continue to throw money down that pit. I say put a man holecover over that pit and let them fend for themselves! Buy your own dope crack head. I mean i paid for my own. Just sayn'.

Everyone who receives state aid should pass a drug test.

Cousin

Is it okay to marry your counsin if it is a same sex marriage? Just wonderin.

Whats wrong with your face?!?!

All these people on TV have fucked up faces. The look like cats. Melanie Griffith face is way fucked up. Apparently men in Hollywood and New York find women with fucked up faces attractive. Because they are all doing it. They want their face to look like molded silly putty.

They stretch their faces out then blow their lips up? Why? Why is this happening? Is that really attractive to people? Because I find their faces frightening and confusing.

Virgin question here......

SO when Muslims die and get their virgins. Are they all Muslim virgins? Or do they get Jewish, Baptist virgins or just Muslim virgins? Do they get boy virgins or just girl ones?
Do the people they blow up become martyrs? Do they get 72 virgins too?


Are they enough virgins to go around? Do only the men get the virgins for becoming martyrs or do the women martyrs get virgins too? And how about the 12 year olds that blow themselves up do they get virgins or are they too young to get virgins?

I think if I was a Jewish virgin and saw bombs coming at my house I would do it with the first person I could find? Cuz who wants to spend eternity with a hairy Muslim man who does not wear deodorant? Really? Does the virgin thing make sense? Would God really sentence some Buddhist virgin to eternity with a hairy unabomber?

I hate my bra. I wish I was born a generation earlier so I could burn it.

You know I have all these Cousins and Aunts and Uncles that I barely know. It pisses me off. My cousins Jo and Michelle never met em. Well I met them. But I was like three. Don't really remember them.

It was my ma's fault. I'm have been pissed me off at her for a long time. But now she is dead. How the hell are you supposed to be pissed off at a dead person? I need a shrink or more booze maybe some weed. When I moved to Cali to meet her. I was so excited to see her. It was kind of a let down. I had built her up so much in my mind. I didn't understand til I had kids of my own how much she actually sucked ass. I could never imagine leaving my children. My husband said everytime he listens to Fancy by Reba it makes him want to cry. Because it reminds him so much of what my mom did to me.

There are so many emotions that are just like fucking ARRGGGHHH. That's how it feels. Like a aching arrrggghhh. Does that make sense? Its like I have all these people that are family and I don't know them. I know people that I haven't seen in ten years better then I know these people. Fucking A!

I am so thankful for the Dyer's they saved me. They beat the hell out of me on a regular basis. In the 7th grade my PE teacher turned them in. I went to live at the Methodist Home for two years. It was actually a relief. I loved it there. But then they sent me back. The same shit continued. But I guess I should be thankful for them. The taught me some values and what is like to be dedicated to a family no matter what. They helped make me who I am today.

And I fucking Rock Ass.
do i seem bitter?

Canada........

Canada America's hat

Dude

That fucking whale had all ready killed two people. The dude that snuck into his tank in his under roos was kind of asking for it. I think after it killed the first person it should of been retired. People on the news were all looking for a reason the whale killed the chick. He killed the chick cuz he's a fucking killer whale. They kill shit. Duh!

Little Choclatiers. Chocolate midgets. TLC is silly.

I heard this chick on TV she was talking about getting the Hatians insturments. That exactly what they need music. Look at ma I got a flute I can use it as shoes.

You know what I hate? Kids that wear Heelys in the grocery store, mall or National Monument. I totally want to trip them. Then that would mean a total brawl with someones mom. I am just too old for that shit.

Plus I learned my lesson at A Hunt For Noah's Ark. I tripped a kid who was running up and down the aisles. He fucking Licorice whipped me with one of those licorice ropes. Xan and Shelly were all like what the Hell Dani. We were all taking cover. It was so scary and CRAZY!!!!

FREDDY G MEYERS

So the employees at Freddy G Meyers.  I guess technically all of Kroger.  Voted to not go on strike.  Thank GOODNESS.  I hated it when Safeway and Von's went on strike.  It really harshed my mellow.  There was really only one store left.

I love my people at Freddy's.  I really hate going through the drive through Starbuck's. They way suck.  The people are half stupid.  The other half is just plain dumb.

So thank you Freddy G Meyers for not going on strike.   So I can still get my Starbuck's prepared with love and hearts drawn on my cup.  For preparing my drink with out even asking what I want.  Thank you U-Scan peeps.  For showing me and all my crew the love.  Thank you produce people  You guys rock and thanks for the doughnut.  That was way cool.  That you meat market chicks for the great samples, and singing.   Oh and the bakery chicks for caramel apples and those cream filled cupcakes. 

Oh and a special thanks.........Thanks for telling me you didn't recognize me until I was walking away.  That was HOT!  

 I love all my HOT MESS FREDDY"S PEEPS!

Facebook

I like facebook.  Its cool.  You get in touch with people she haven't seen since you were five.  Find long lost relatives.  See if your ex is bald.  See if that mean chick is fat.   Its cool to see what everyone has grown into. And make new friends out of old acquaintances

Any story that begins with, I was sitting on the toilet talking to my dog.  Is going to be a good story.

Matt Lauer is such an ass hole. In an interview with Paul Eldridge about Nancy Kerrigan

I'm sorry Paul. I know you said you didn't want to talk about Nancy's brother. But I have to ask. Is nancy supporting her brother. He said he didn't want to talk about Nancy's brother.

Poor Gary Coleman. He is one messed up little dude. He seems to pick the crazy chicks. Crazy chicks are cool to take home for a night or two. But don't let them move in. Your sister in law will just end up having to come over and kick the chick out.

Hey people....Check out "FireFly Night" by Frozen Giant. It is my friends husbands new game. If you download it feel free to write a fantastic review. It is available on iTunes for ipod, itouch and iphone. It is only 99 cents.

http://friskymongoose.com/firefly-night-sees-the-light-of-day/

Casa Diablo

Casa Diablo is the best place EVER!!   I went there this weekend with Chuck, Erica and Stan.  I ended the evening throwing up in Chuck's car.  I had the best time EVER!!   It was BGP crazy up in there.  Can't wait til its my birthday.  No party this year folks. Goin to asa Diablo for a birthday dance.

Sooooo.......... I was just watching racheal raye and got kind of turned on by her doing squats, in those tight ass jeans. Is that wrong?

There is a "New" Republican coming.  I told a crazy lib this a couple of years ago.  When she was foaming at the mouth, spitting mad with every word.  I told her there was a New Republican that it was Republican like me.  Republicans that support gay rights. Republican that grew up in tthe 80's I have been telling Neal this for years now too.  I think he might finally believe me. 

The McCain women and Log Cabin Republicans are leading the Republicans in to the battle for gay rights.  McCain said on Ellen he was for gay rights.  But no one listened no one heard him.  All they heard was he was against gay marriage.  They didn't hear him say that there has to be protection for gays.  Neither did Ellen.  Obama stood up and said he did not support gay marriage.  Biden has said the same thing.  But everyone ignored it. 

McCain's daughter was the Key note speaker at Allied in Pride's "Marriage Equality Week, at George Washington University.

It is not a Democrat thing.  If it was Democrat thing it would of passed in Oregon.   Kerry was running when Gay marriage was on the ballot in Oregon.  John Kerry won.  Gay Marriage lost.  Because Democrats voted against Gay marriage too.   Most of my friends voted for gay marriage.  Some of my Democrat friends voted against.  They are GLBT people standing on both sides of our political parties.  There are supporters on both side.  We need to realize that.  Its not a Democrat thing.  Its a people thing.

http://www.towleroad.com/2010/01/cindy-mccain-gets-mouth-taped-shut-for-noh8-campaign.html

http://aipnews.com/talk/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=11720&posts=5

All I can say is

SCREW THE FRENCH!  We are trying to help the people of Haiti.  It is total chaos in Haiti right now.  It is Hell on Earth.  The French want Haiti, that's why they are accusing us of trying to take it over.  We have to gain control of the Country.  The US can't do it alone.  Please shut up and send more help France.  Match what the US has done, then  maybe you can say something.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/haiti/7020908/US-accused-of-occupying-Haiti-as-troops-flood-in.html

Okay heres the deal

Pat Robertson is old and crazy.  I think what he said was B*** S***...But there is no reason to barrage his 1-800 number with phone calls it is not necessary.  Send him an email instead.

Right now every church in America is raising money for Haiti.  Quit calling their 1-800 number, so the grandmas that are giving their money to Pat can get through to help the Haitians.  GAWD YA'LL!

Pat Robertson is

a freaking ass hole!  He is so kind to help the Haitians who sold their soul to the devil.  When is he going to go away?  He steals money from old ladies!

Why do they keep letting this guy on TV? He seems to be going senile, people still act like he is relevant. I think God needs some new spokes people.

http://www.breitbart.tv/they-have-been-cursed-pat-robertson-says-haiti-swore-a-pact-to-the-devil/

Negro Dialect  is there such thing as a negro dialect.  Is there another language I am not aware of?   Does Harry reid think that all black people talk like that. 

I hung out with these black chicks in high school.  They bought me a T-Shith that said chocolate chip.  They spoke the same way I did. It was weird it was like they were human.

My husband called me today to test out his new bluetooth device for his phone.  Theres that law here now that you can't drive and talk on your cell phone.  So now everyone is walkn' around lookn like an episode of Star Trek. 

I asked him whathe was doing he said just walkn around testing out this bletootn. People think I'm walking around talking to god.  I told him next time his mom was around he needed to walk around talking on that thing.  When she asked him who the Hell he was talking to tell her god.  He says for you to quit calling.  He says you call him like twelve times a day.  Call Jesus he ain't busy.

Gawd I don't like Nancy Pelosi. 

My brother in law has swine flu and

my son left to go back to basic training. It was so sad. He was crying which made me cry even more. I haven't stopped crying since he left. I am really proud of him. Leaving as a man child.....coming back a man.